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at what age will you k--- yourself?

Started by LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO, Nov 2, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

what route is best for you

  1. hanging / strangulation

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. self inflicted gun shot

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%

  3. drinking bleach

    1 vote(s)
    4.8%

  4. suicide via cop

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%

  5. run in traffic

    1 vote(s)
    4.8%

  6. jumping

    2 vote(s)
    9.5%

  7. slitting of wrist

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. rat poison (dk why you'd do it to yourself)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. heroin overdose

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%

  10. my plan is not shown in the poll

    9 vote(s)
    42.9%
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  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 2, 2016
    http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Montez-Walker-What-in-the-f---.gif
    this just more confusing... so cashrina (NOT you), is actually a joke and is you? or is cashrina @Lina and that's the joke?
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 2, 2016
    i heard once you get out of your 20's mortality becomes less of an issue and you just sort of default to an old miserable c----
     
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  3. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Nov 2, 2016
    Or a heroin addict which I refuse to rule out
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 2, 2016
    also lol @ imagining me at age 30 and still haven't voted a single prime minister into power because aussie politics
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 2, 2016
    shouldn't be too hard, ask around at the local traino if you're looking to find some
     
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  6. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Nov 2, 2016
    I don't think finding it would be the problem. I have an addictive personality so if I ever tried it I'd get hooked. I already love and abuse codeine.

    Aussie politics are beyond a joke. you know the Great Wall of China took 1700 years to build and our 2 party government couldn't even coordinate the f---ing NBN rollout what a joke
     
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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 2, 2016
    fucken lol'd at that last bit so fucken hard. I think aussie politicians all have the the mindset of "Farms, white people and developing rural areas, that's the key to a strong country and future! who cares if our internet is ranked 52nd best in the world"
     
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  8. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Nov 2, 2016
    Everyone likes to think they'll OD on heroin but no one is game

    Posers
     
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  9. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 2, 2016
    I wouldn't k--- myself sorry. I'm selfish like that.
     
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  10. LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO
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    LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO humans are just recycled star dust

    Nov 2, 2016
    Heroin is overrated


    GRANTED I didn't inject I snorted black tar

    The high was really cool for a bit then it just gave me the itchiest nose of my life and I threw up a few hours later
     
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  11. LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO
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    LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO humans are just recycled star dust

    Nov 2, 2016
    Now m--- is something I could get behind. What it does to your exterior is the only thing stopping me.

    Again it was a one time deal but MAN I was up until 8am the next day WIDE AWAKE like I figured addicts stayed up but were groggy or wishing they'd sleep man I was wide afuckingwake I wish I did more productive things with it
     
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  12. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Nov 2, 2016
    I don't think I'll ever k--- myself. No matter how bad my life gets there will always be things I enjoy. Like eating fast food, watching p---, and listening to Eminem .
     
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  13. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 2, 2016
    And family ofc
     
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  14. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Nov 2, 2016
    Man wtf
     
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  15. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 2, 2016
    wtf :ummmm:

    Anyway, suicide by cop. GTA style.
     
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  16. LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO
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    LLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO humans are just recycled star dust

    Nov 2, 2016
    Don't knock it til you try it dweeb
     
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  17. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Nov 2, 2016
    Ik too many losers irl ruining their lives w/ shard sry
     
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  18. Dirty F
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    Dirty F

    Nov 3, 2016
    Heroin overdose at 80 years old sounds good to me
     
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  19. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Nov 3, 2016
    Probably mid 30-40s to avoid having a mid life crisis and ruining my family
    Wait... suicide during your mid 30-40s.. wouldn't that be a mid life crisis?

    Suicideception:thinkinghmmm:
     
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  20. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Nov 3, 2016
    ya'll are f----- up.
     
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