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Eminem Best Posts: Bathroom lyrics thread [Marshall B-Day Countdown]

  1. Blogs McGooch
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    Blogs McGooch

    Aug 17, 2015
    "And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
    Imma be a f---ing r--ist in a Jason mask"
     
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  2. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 17, 2015
    The Rap God will be turning 43 in a couple of months. In honor of this milestone and to celebrate his iconic career, I'd like to help spread his message throughout the world. Starting right now, post an Em lyric (two bars at most) that you'd like to see me write on a bathroom wall somewhere. I'll check on this thread in the morning and the lyric with the most likes as the one I'll use for that day. I'll be taking pictures and posting them in here. Thanks in advance =]
     
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  3. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 18, 2015
    @JASON
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  4. attila
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    attila

    Aug 21, 2015
    They said they found me on the bathroom floor... d---
     
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  5. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 17, 2015
    Didn't get the chance to buy a sharpie yet so I had to use a pen, came out kinda crappy plus I was in a port-a-potty so it moved everytime I pressed on the wall and I had a dude waiting after me. Anyways, here it is

    @Blogs McGooch
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  6. Jimelej
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    Aug 17, 2015
    Slim Shady? s--- sounds like a fable to me
    Til' he jumps out of the f---ing toilet when you're taking a pee!
     
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  7. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 21, 2015
    @DerekM
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  8. CSW
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    Location: America n-----

    CSW Member 3461

    Aug 21, 2015
    I wouldn't mind seeing her s---
     
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  9. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 19, 2015
    @NutUpSnippet4Ever
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  10. Mr Iglesias
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    Mr Iglesias

    Aug 18, 2015
    But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
     
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  11. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2015
    I'LL s--- ON YOU
    I'll spit on you
    Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
    You weren't listenin'- I said I'll cop a squat on you
     
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  12. attila
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    attila

    Aug 24, 2015
    @Nori doesn't wanna do it cause it's Robot who came up with it, if it was anybody else, it would have been done by now.
     
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  13. DerekM
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    DerekM

    Aug 19, 2015
    "Went to the hospital to get a chest X-ray
    Checked out the next day in a dress with a sex change"
     
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    Oldboy

    Aug 17, 2015
    ofc "talking to proof droppin a deuce" line
     
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  15. Packman
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    Packman

    Aug 17, 2015
    Hi my name is
    I FORGOT MY NAME!
     
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    rapmusik 4

    Aug 24, 2015
    I take seven kids from Colombine and stand them all in line. Add an AK47, a revolver, a nine.
     
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  17. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Aug 24, 2015
    "It was you...d--- :scaryem:"





    Must include that face.
     
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  18. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Aug 21, 2015
    In b4 we see this on the news when Nori gets caught for vandalism.

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    :banderas:
     
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  19. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 21, 2015
    I'm so proud of this thread, keep it up. :)

    New lyric submission:
    There's no way I'ma back down like a god d--- coward / I can't, how would I look as a man bowing to his knees? Like the mad cow disease
     
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  20. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 18, 2015
    d---, it looks like @Nori's portapotty visitors are joining the site. Great promotion man!
     
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