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Biggest L You Ever Took

Started by PVRO, Jul 30, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

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  2. threee
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    threee Rip

    Aug 3, 2015
    So this happened today to me in school.

    When I was at the tray in the toilet chucking a piss, a tiny year 7 kid (about 12 years old) stood right next to me and started to pee too. This would've been fine but then he started to swing his d-ck back and forth WHILST he was still peeing and it went all over my shoe. He didn't even notice until I grabbed him and told him what he'd done, but for the rest of my day I walked around with piss shoes and a stain on the bottom of my pant leg.
     
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  3. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Aug 3, 2015
    you chose ps4? :empalm:
     
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  4. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 3, 2015
    Should've pissed on him in retaliation.

    :jordan:
     
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  5. threee
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    Aug 3, 2015
    I'm not a d-ck though...

    Sorry

    Seriously though, I was super pissed...

    Sorry

    But I tried really hard to hold it in

    Sorry
     
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  6. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Aug 3, 2015
    You and Drake now have something in common :drakelaugh:
     
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  7. threee
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    threee Rip

    Aug 3, 2015
    So many bad jokes in one post I feel like @Apoogies
     
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  8. Robz
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    Robz ggmu

    Aug 3, 2015
    About 4 years ago me and my girlfriend was at one of our first dates together. One thing lead to the other and we ended up in the bedroom. When she got down to s--- me off she suddenly said "you've got small balls". :mjcry:


    luckily my d-ck game was on point, and she got her first vaginal orgasm:lolbron:
     
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  9. Jay Daniels
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    Jay Daniels Just like that and I’m back bruh

    Aug 3, 2015
    When I asked two best friends out for coffee 3 minutes apart on Facebook chat and they both discussed it with each other....... Lol, don't even try to understand where my logic was with that one.... They are BEST FRIENDS..... Of COURSE they talk about everything.....
     
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  10. Jay Daniels
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    Jay Daniels Just like that and I’m back bruh

    Aug 3, 2015
    I've taken many many unfortunate L's...... When a girl I dated went lesbian after me..... (SMH, felt like Ross from friends)
     
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  11. Robz
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    Robz ggmu

    Aug 3, 2015
    you haven't been divorced a couple of times by any chance?
     
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  12. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Aug 3, 2015
    I once asked a girl out for coffee, but thing is I don't drink coffee.. and I was f---ing her, at her house..while her husband was at work. (didn't know she was married) I knew her for 6 months prior, and she never told me..lol wait.. I guess this is more of W for me than an L
     
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  13. KWO
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    KWO That dude with the cancelled show avi

    Aug 3, 2015
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    Falling for all those rumors about unlocking Luigi in SM64.

    L is real 2015. I just took it.
     
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  14. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    Aug 3, 2015
    I was looking at the a--- of girl in class and the girl next to me screamed that i looked at the a--- of that girl really snitched me there

    But we were all friends though
     
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  15. Yungeraserhead
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    Yungeraserhead

    Aug 3, 2015
    Went into the pool with my brand new iPhone 6 lol almost cried
     
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  16. Yungeraserhead
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    Yungeraserhead

    Aug 3, 2015
    Don't give a f--- if girls catch me staring tbh lmfaooooo
     
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  17. Jaba24
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    Jaba24 Merry Christmas!

    Aug 3, 2015
    never had an L fam

    h--- first time i had sex was with a girl who wasnt a virgin and her response during sex was "YOU SURE UR A VIRGIN??"

    :rockynotimpressed:
     
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  18. Zeberdee
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    Zeberdee Banned

    Aug 3, 2015
    pics of aunt wearing bell bottoms?

    @Young Sinatra @Fried @Cyreides u got sum explaining to do
     
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  19. Zeberdee
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    Zeberdee Banned

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    never had sex
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 3, 2015
    why are you so obsessed with me @Zeberdee lol
     
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