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  1. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jul 7, 2015
    Quite possibly my favourite Kanye track ever. Sounds like a boss with his mouth wired shut. :banderas:
    I've had this particular surgery planned since I was around 12 I think. Was gonna have it last year but mum had cancer so my surgery was put to the wayside.
     
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  2. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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  3. sxneighty123
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    Jul 7, 2015
    I hope that's flour and broccoli you have there.
     
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  4. Pablo
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    Pablo Dragon Z-azou

    Jul 7, 2015
    d--- you seems to take a lot of cocaine, how many time a week?
    (by the way, weed>>>all)
     
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  5. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 7, 2015
    Baking soda and clumped up aregano, that cooking party was off the hook
    I've only taken it 3 times ever. My first time was roughly a month ago maybe less, my second time was two days later, and then this was my most recent go. I'm not like SUPER fond of it, it's more that its a social thing, like I only do it when one of my friends wants to and it'd not only be awk to not be on the same s--- when your together but also letting someone do coke alone is a very potentially dangerous habit. So I kinda tag along to make sure it stays as a party drug and not sitting in your car alone at 2 am bumping rails y'know
     
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    Cocaine is fun once a while, not to a point your nose falls off. :ohno:
     
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  7. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 7, 2015
    First time I did it we did A LOT (almost blew thru an 8 ball with 3 people) and when I got home my right nostril legitimately felt like someone was hitting me with a hammer.
     
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  8. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Jul 7, 2015
    Been introspective as h--- lately, but what does this have to do with my pick for today's song?


    This dude could be easily the greatest rapper alive but stays out of the limelight. Time moves way too quickly, sometimes we forget to slow it down and kick back and enjoy life.
     
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  9. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

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    Cocaine is a helluva drug

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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jul 7, 2015
    Does Jay Elec have any mixtapes or something?
     
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  11. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

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    I think the only official one was WTF Is A Jay Electronica? but theres a tape called Victory that has a bunch of his material
     
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  12. Sahara
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    Jul 7, 2015

    Ain’t nobody f---in’ with my
    Clique, clique, clique, clique, clique
    Ain’t nobody fresher than my motherfucking
    Clique, clique, clique, clique, clique
    As I look around, they don’t do it like my
    Clique, clique, clique, clique, clique
    And all these bad b------s, man, they want the
    They want the, they want the

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  13. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Jul 7, 2015
    this guy is real as f---

     
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  14. Jordan
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    Jordan ⛴⛵️✈️

    Jul 7, 2015
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  15. Jordan
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    Jordan ⛴⛵️✈️

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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

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  17. Jordan
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    You know a song is f---ing good when the first 10 seconds makes you feel like
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    I unterstand where you're coming from bruh. Sometimes I feel like time is faster than I can realize what's going on. :hovcry:
    Did Jay Electronica release anything new in the last couple of months or years? I used to enjoy a fan-made
    mixtape and always wanted to hear more. :mfcandy:
     
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  18. Jordan
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    That should be enough motivation bruh :fifffty:
     
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

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    f---ing lost it at this :bookah:
     
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  20. Jordan
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    Jul 7, 2015
    Official Song Of The Day

    To be honest, I can't properly describe track. Just listen to it, it's magic.
    Here are the lyrics if you want to read them while listening:
    [Intro]
    The boy raps over movie scores. His last rap was over the movie score for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    She say she never fell in love with a Superman
    Christian, Muslim, Protestant, Lutheran
    I told her that being a mortal is the portal
    To the true nature of growth; the Christlike Buddha man
    That's why I never spit the traditional garbage of a knife fight
    Bright lights, white ice to the fans
    The radio is just a stereo, like a house ain't a home
    And a chair is just a chair, ask Luther Van
    Go to work; go to church let your dreams die
    Bow tie, Final Call, and a bean pie
    Yarmulke for Hanukkah, wish list for Christmas
    This is the gist of the life that we lead, why?
    So you can fit in, with the closed-minded in the sit-ins
    And get clothes-lined in the ed-end
    I could care less about a plaque and Bid-enz
    And gettin' Punked on TV by my friends
    Don't get a n----- wrong
    I get tempted by the rewards that all come along with making n----- songs
    But what does it mean if I'm a Muslim and you a Jew
    And because of that alone we don't get along
    And when you talk like this, and try to walk like this
    The radio stations'll never put a n----- on
    Just Mims, just 50, just Wayne, just Jeezy
    Dem Franchize Boyz, and Jimmy Jones
    f--- that, f--- rap this god-hop
    Kingdom music for the hard rocks
    I'mma spit it 'til TRL get it and Hot 97 hit a n----- with a bomb drop
    Ask Flex, ask Slay, ask Whoo Kid
    Just Blaze said Jay is the new kid
    I took Eternal Sunshine and I looped it
    No drums no hook just new s---
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ...Because He Broke the Rules

    Grandpa Joe: Wh-When does he get it?
    Willy Wonka: He doesn't
    Grandpa Joe: Why not?
    Willy Wonka: Because he broke the rules
    Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
    [Charlie shakes his head briefly]
    Willy Wonka: [springs up from his chair, angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
    [grabs a magnifying glass and reads]
    Willy Wonka: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
    [slams the contract copy and the magnifying glass down, continues shouting]
    Willy Wonka: It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

    The handling of a heart's a very delicate art cause it's paper thin
    One irrelevant thought that started out as a spark could be a poisonous dart
    That leaves a permanent mark, that's ice cold in the day and burns in the dark
    And makes you never wanna see her face again
    Tee-hee, what a place I'm in
    Lead me to the station
    A one-way ticket, don't look back
    One cold tear that froze and cracked
    A whole lot of pain I'm holdin' back
    Chav said, "Eff that, roll the sack"
    I said, "If my skull was cracked
    And blood ran out to the cul-de-sac
    That could not match me where I'm at"
    My memories flash me there and back
    Yup there goes me right there in black
    Holdin' hands, not starin' back
    She starts cryin' I start denying, it's my fault
    And I'm aware of that
    Man, in hindsight signs be glarin' back
    Where's the map to show you where you're at?
    I can hear the crowd yelling, I can smell the tire smoke
    I can hear the starter pistol where's the track?
    Ring no answer came home late
    Jane told d-ck she had a date
    But they was just chillin' and at that moment
    The right brain says to the left just k--- em
    Make the headlines, make the front page
    Wild out in the court house man thrill 'em
    They'll say, "The boy dead wrong," but I feel him

    Voodoo Man
    Voodoo man, chicken bone chicken bone
    I can make a thunderstorm from a light rain
    My ears start ringing, my nose get bloody
    I feel a little bit of pressure on my right brain
    Intermission transmission put me in submission
    Glistening trapped in the light prison whistling
    The Christ told me come closer to the light man
    I went blind, woke up in front of a mic stand

    Voodoo man, tap dancing in the French Quarter
    Walking on water with a scroll in my hand
    The blueprints for a disc shaped-like vessel
    That was chiseled out of metal off the coast of Japan
    Fasting on the top of a mountain out in Tepoztlán
    Saw a shiny object floating out of the ocean
    I'm sort of like a postman
    You can get the message if you want to understand
    From the rap Son of Man

    ...on November 7th saw this disc-shaped object floating above the sea concourse of the United Airlines at O'Hare. Very low in the sky, it was still daylight, very distinct. Didn't look like an airplane, a helicopter, or anything else

    Voodoo man, civilize the savage
    Criticize the parish
    Spreading false doctrine
    Terrorize the cleric for carrying on nonsense
    Specialized lies to paralyze the conscience
    Voodoo man, chit chatter Abracadabra
    Spitting out matter while I'm shi--ing out data
    Mmm, chew 'em up shi--ing out rappers
    Sipping Pellegrino while I'm giving out matches
    Set yourself on fire
    Let the wisdom of Elijah purify ya
    Take a n----- higher
    Sold your soul to the highest buyer
    Now you're on the wire talking about two-foot tires
    Saying you sell crack
    Clapping at cats with macs
    But you a liar pants on fire
    Same old rugged cross
    Different crucified messiah

    FYI
    Elijah Muhammad: Don’t get me wrong now. Don’t make a mistake in thinking that I’m telling you this was the beginning of the man on the Earth. Fifty thousand years ago is like telling you thirty days ago or ten days ago or five days ago, to the age of the universe. We have no exact record of it but it runs way into the trillions

    While you was blowin' X amount of dollars on a bracelet
    The sovereign nation of France was openin' they files on the UFO phenomenon: i.e. spaceships
    It's just the facts, Jack may as well face it
    Every rhyme I write the seal get cracked in the chapter of Revelations
    A atom get cracked in the blackness of meditation
    Mysterious s---
    Call me Jay Dogon, I'm on some serious s---
    Scholars wonder why don't he bust
    Allah blessed me with a Midas-y touch
    Everything I lay to hands turn to Ethiopian gold: shiny and buffed
    I got a firm understandin' on the minus and plus
    So I ain't got time to argue with a rapper 'bout how he ain't got rhymes
    That's f---in' with mine's
    I'm trying to k--- Lucifer, so if I have to brake
    Cause a rapper in my face tellin' me that he the great
    You can bet a shiny nickel I'll blast his motherfuckin' a--- way past Jupiter
    You couldn't be stupider
    f---in' with the nuclear
    Mayan, Aztec lion
    Asiatic Blackman from Zion
    Quetzalcoatl supreme, lettin' off steam
    Dimethyltryptamine make a man dream
    But y'all would much rather hear me rappin' 'bout trash
    The size of Erykah's a---, blunts and cash
    We need savin'
    Minds are consumed with swine we need bathin'

    Willy Wonka: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Faster, faster...if we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through
    Charlie: Get through what?
    Willy Wonka: Ah-ha!
    Grandpa Joe: You mean we're going...
    Willy Wonka: Up and out!
    Grandpa Joe: But this roof is made of glass. It'll shatter
    Into a thousand pieces. We'll be cut to ribbons!
    Wayne: Probably. Hold on, everybody. Here it comes
     
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