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Cop pulls over Indian guy who has m---, a pipe, a hooker, and tons of excuses

Started by Flacko, May 12, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    Officer: Why is your tongue white?
    Indian guy: I just had a kebab

    :lolbron:
     
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  2. Red Rum
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    Narsh brother
     
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  3. Nuredin B
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    I just had kebab :dead: killed me
     
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  4. CODEiNE DEMON
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    @Narsh?
     
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    Nuredin B "The Cool Cats" - Number 99

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    "are you guys gonna leave me?" :waynedown:
     
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  6. David
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    Deceased :dead:
     
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  7. eddie
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    Yoooo... hold up.... :dead::dead::dead:


    but really... why they pull him out of the car like that. He did do anything wrong... didn't yall watch the video?:coleshh:
     
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  8. Nuredin B
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    Nuredin B "The Cool Cats" - Number 99

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    he did he beeing black :mjsosad:
     
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  9. David
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    "My friend's name is Narsh" :dead::dead:
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    bruh its edited af. This is an official vid from the police.
     
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  12. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    :dead::dead::dead:
     
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    My Idol!!!
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    Was hoping for better @Narsh jokes tbh
     
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  15. Narsh
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    No ones good at it cept @Worm :dno:
     
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    May 12, 2015
    I try to be mature sometimes and not take the easy rode brah. This guy is more like an indian mix of Timmy T and Monk tbh
     
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  20. Mike Tyson
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    this s--- is hilarious :laff:

    ' i have snow and weed baby and we party 2 a lil '
     
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