Eminem create your own Eminem cringe bars

Started by Big Dangerous, Apr 18, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    good fits right in w/ rest of the Eminem sxn
     
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  2. Macca
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    Macca @

    Apr 18, 2017
    Writing hate messages on the Em SXN,
    Whilst I massage his mom's V-Section,
    Erections and an aux chord extensions,
    @Changeling needs an intervention,
    As he may be lacking sense of direction,
    Like Biggie's eyes... like an a--- r---r!
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    i saw what u were going for the delivery couldve been better though 6/10
     
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  4. Macca
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    Macca @

    Apr 18, 2017
    Ungrateful fat b------
     
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  5. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm a socially awkward stalwart scoffin at the nobility of you fa----s and I'll start/ by sayin f--- yall Im goku come here (hamehaa) ill blast you with these beans of bullets/ ill cut you and stitch you with your penis/ im wicked b---- i mean it/ i fit my d-ck in her fetus/ feed it to the baby and read humpty dumpty while screaming
     
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  6. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    ok ill be honest it trailed off after the first line but this part in particular sound like classic em good write up Tone
     
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  7. Jb27
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    Apr 18, 2017
    Stick my d-ck in a banana cause I'm f---ing bananas
     
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  8. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Apr 18, 2017
    This was a thread back on SL, the best one I remember from that time was "Rocks knocked me off my donkey, other words I'm stoned off my a---"
     
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  9. AceVentura
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    AceVentura Always got an ace up my sleeve.

    Apr 18, 2017
    Surrounded but redundant, to dance, trance,prance take these f---ing drugs in abundance.
    f--- this substance, I lost all wit,I use to be the cool guy showing up at the party lit.. NOW I STICK OUT LIKE A WOMANS CLIT
     
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  10. Ronald333333
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    Ronald333333 i left future on pluto cuz that boy was too geeked

    Apr 18, 2017
    [​IMG]
    throwback
     
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  11. always humble
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    Apr 18, 2017
    In the ground like a... "Shouts" GROUNDHOG. I could find another one on medicine man.
     
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  12. BART
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    BART BANNED

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  13. Goldy
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    Apr 18, 2017
    honestly this would be fire if young thug used this
     
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  14. BART
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    BART BANNED

    Apr 18, 2017
    fill their hoes
    with killer flows
    inside like dildos
    hide the pill, close
    my mind forreal closed.
    my spine is chill,... froze.
     
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  15. Jb27
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    Apr 18, 2017
    Really lol, i actually thought of this line in 2010 when I heard eminem say in cold wind blows stick my d-ck in a circle, but I'm not f---ing around lol
     
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    Apr 18, 2017
    Skeeted all over your b---- angry that's mad c-m
     
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  17. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm about to smack up Kellyanne Conway with some jelly and parfait, spaghetti as entree, sweaty and sauteed ready for sauce spray a pepsi and latte the deadliest hotcake, with a bentley, an arcade, an m3 a parkway, a chevy the hard way in her belly and prostate, causing plentiful HEARTBREAK.
    ................
    ..................
    I'm edgy and raw -WAIT! takin a selfie with Andre.....
    etc etc
     
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  18. RG9
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    RG9

    Apr 18, 2017
    Slim shady shi--ing on the toilet, so the pass the paper
    and I don't sing hymns maybe that's because I'm a serial a--- r---r
    Now pass me the cereal, the grass too, a lassoo, a baboon in Cancun, a plate, an eighth of a paper stapler, an eraser, a cat, and a placemat too,
    And f--- rebooting a computer
    I'd rather s---t a looting commuter, a women on a scooter to then salute her, now that's what Shady calls a risky manoeuvre mixed with a frisky intruder
    I'm now bigger than Biggie with a cougar and a hoover so let me flex like lex Luther now what more have I gotta do to prove my heads full with this pencil
    And Paul, where the f---s my red bull
     
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  19. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Apr 19, 2017
    Damnit, that's actually good, Spatula.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Apr 19, 2017
    Stick my d-ck in a spud
    And in other words, I'm a d-ck-tater
     
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