Eminem create your own Eminem cringe bars

Started by Big Dangerous, Apr 18, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Apr 19, 2017
    cringe bars got nuts in em
    lots of em, laced with drugs so my fans get a buzz from em
    And the haters wanna buzz cut em
    f--- the haters!
    Gun but em, s---t em with s--- bullets
    run from em? see the trig? i might pull it
    reload with a a pack a beans, can full to the tip
    b---- s--- a d-ck and lick the tip
    Leave a tip too gonna killl your parents,
    so which one you wanna die? pick 2
    go back to 2000 to k--- you too
    And f--- the meddling cops, i killed scooby doo
    but i did a scrappy job (get it)
     
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  2. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Apr 19, 2017
    used a crazy eminem style rhyme scheme*
     
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  3. FBG President
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    FBG President Super super

    Apr 19, 2017
    Im strange and witty, dangerously giddy
    Rich and pissy, way too tickly
    Found a kitty and drowned it QUICKLY!!
    .....
    I jerked off to Emma Stone while watchin the trailblazers and Dame
    MFer that means my d-ck is a-head of the game
    I talk about sex on a track just for some recognition...
    That means when I f--- Hillary Clinton I'll be hall of fame
     
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    Apr 19, 2017
    put all these together with no beat and we've got Campaign Speech II

    :bigquint:
     
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  5. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    Apr 19, 2017
    you make this thread when i have no ideas to rip marshall a new a---.


    heres my attempt:


    "welcome to create your own eminem cringe bars MFer"
     
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  6. stzenit94
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    Apr 19, 2017
    Takes a lot to make me cringe.

    Well done.
     
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  7. attila
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    Apr 19, 2017
    Cinge hard

    I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless
    Looking for internet bloggers talking s--- about my music
    So I can strangle them with my fun stick
    Y'all already know my penis is the size of the equator or should I said peanut
    Cause really I was born nuts on top of that,
    i'm just one of THE KIDS who grew up not giving a f---
    Sitting in class hearing about how bob doesn't have a job and not do drugs like mr shady does
     
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  8. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Apr 19, 2017
    Boy I'm the s--- like what's in office
    Slap Tay Swift with a sausage
    Rap game in a carcass
    The kids they want knockers
    Sip lean make some profit
    Haile she my daughter
    f--- with her get pissed on this a slaughter
    Shady be the future all I do is stay honest
     
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  9. Macca
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    Macca @

    Apr 19, 2017
    Dude add a dark beat and I'm sold
     
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  10. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Apr 19, 2017
    I tell ya my balls are feeling big as f--- and swoll ,like at the shelter. It's easy for me to la-flow laflah like Helta Skelta. My bars stay hot as gold ,they'll f---ing melt ya. Down to the ground subliminals in every sound and every verse.. I Beep Beep and still I curse curse. Got yo momma stretched open ,like her purse. Better call lickity split the nurse nurse. f---ing stitch you up, eyeles, you'll scar worst. Blood I love it, it quenches thirst....




    Awwhhh f--- it
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Apr 19, 2017
    God please forgive me for all my Vrrrn Vrrrns. I just can't stop cutting up , all my d--- friends. The site of blood, I love it, f--- it. It never ends. Until the day the earth dwindles and is gone with the wind. Cornball cringe punchlines.. I started a d--- trend. Stop crying girl come back into to my Benz
     
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  12. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

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    Rollin thru sturgis with jamie lee curtis just murdered her/furnace, two matches, a broom handle and thermos. - no favors cut original lyric
     
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  13. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

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    Paul wants to censor me/ im entering a new level of raw the mystery of my whereabouts is fair and clout seems to stick with me/ like an adhesive bandage he's just manic/ slim shady just went to the d--- fridge and took out human limbs and vinagarette sauce then ate 3 helpings of dead kids/ dont cringe at what I say I called Dre he said Detox is still on the way/ im on my way to your house cause you doubt and sit on the internet and pout while im cookin up a classic with a whisk and blade/ sicker than a mental case with aids/ im getting better with time like wine in a vacant empty space
     
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  14. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

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    Donald tell Melania trump that I need some cranium and her rump/ f--- her brains out then nut on her, stained blouse, then eat her daughters a--- like im famished, outlandish, and insane, foul
     
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  15. paulye
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    I'm full and ready

    I ate mom's spaghetti

    Saw some pro-lifers

    But these food stamps ain't buying diapers
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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    Hahahahaha
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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    Potholes, man holes, solar panel flannels, candle sticks, mantels, m and m handfuls. Melt in mouth not in your hand, trust a friend. bust nutt in eyes, make amends. Start new trends, cringeworthy lines, s--- never ends. Relentless as f---, still stuck it a rut, since I was seven, dad gives brain to Nathan, then me at 11. Devil horns on head, with the weight of boulders, hair flakes, NO MORE! soo head and shoulders.....
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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    Honestly preferable
     
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  19. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

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    :cashfire::emsrs2:
     
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  20. tomroe93
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    I'm the worlds biggest d-ck with the worlds biggest d-ck
     
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