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  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 16, 2016
    We all know you're a pale virgin you don't need to put on a front for us.
     
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  2. Poohdini
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    Aug 16, 2016
    Savvy piece of advice for the kids.

    My condom rate is probably like 50% but I always wear one the 1st time unless I know the chick really well.
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 16, 2016
    I'm on your side man. Nothing wrong with paying for sex. People just act like theyre too good for it.. I personally am good at picking up women but there is nothing wrong with choosing to not act like they arent f---ing objects and just pay them to do what they are intended for. I get sick of talking to girls and feeling like im suppose to impress them to get laid. Do your thing Timmy.
     
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  4. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 16, 2016
    I love kids but do not need one at age 18
     
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  5. MTY
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    MTY VERY SHALLOW LISTENING

    Aug 16, 2016
    im nutting inside then
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 17, 2016
    enjoy yourself...

    - DP
     
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  7. Poohdini
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    Aug 16, 2016
    Why not just f--- her then?

    I pass on a rubber BJ 11/10 times.
     
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  8. Poohdini
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    If you can tell you're gonna get the clap from a chick before she gives you head you probably shouldn't be f---ing around with her in the 1st place lol.
     
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  9. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Patti Mayonnaise

    Aug 16, 2016
    You know if you dip a pregnancy test in apple juice is comes out positive?
    What kind of crazy cac found that out
     
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  10. sxneighty123
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    Aug 16, 2016
    My pull out game is strong.
     
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  11. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Aug 16, 2016
    My mom had me at a really young age and seeing what she had to go through has made me paranoid af about having a kid this young. I usually wear one but everyone has those nights where you're either to drunk to care or simply don't have one.
     
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