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  1. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Jun 14, 2015
    @Cyreides hold on to your seat you may have pulled
     
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  2. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 14, 2015
    Brb gonna go poop right now and try wiping standing up. Idk I might turn gay doing this. Wish me luck.
     
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  3. Five Star
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    Five Star

    Jun 14, 2015
    Well then you shouldn't of stood up cause you wasn't done shittin!
     
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    Deadpool the end

    Jun 14, 2015
    I lol'd super loud in real life after these two
     
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  5. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 14, 2015
    Standing up seems super gay tbh. Like if I told my boys that I wiped my a--- standing up, I'd feel very faggy.
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jun 15, 2015
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  7. Narsh
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    Narsh

    Jun 15, 2015
    if u stand up to wipe ur f---ing weird
     
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  8. Saladin

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    Jun 14, 2015
    Get a bidet, they're called shattafs in the middle east and literally every household has them. Only wiping is unhygenic and disgusting

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    Deadpool the end

    Jun 14, 2015
    :notbad:
     
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  10. Jasmine
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    Jasmine

    Jun 14, 2015
    Nothing. I poop first and then I pee so that my pee runs down and cleanses the leftover s---. That's how vaginas work.

    If it doesn't get all of the s---, the I'll lean to the side to be able to reach, take a wipe, and clean the leftover particles.
     
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    rhilo

    Jun 14, 2015
    :dead:
     
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  12. Jimelej
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    Jun 14, 2015
    standing or sitting? :50:
    I just lay down and wait for it to dry
     
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  13. JayEmGe
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    JayEmGe Funky Monk

    Jun 14, 2015
    People wipe their a--- pretty complicated...reading about ppl standing on top of their bowl n s--- to wipe.

    I do more of a crouch
     
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