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Do You Wipe Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

Started by Wreckless, Jun 14, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

  1. Standing Up

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  2. Sitting Down

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  1. Nick
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Any standers ever hurt a leg and wasn't able to stand to wipe? Very very uncomfortable situation to be in.
     
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  2. Wreckless
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Well ...I guess.. Hands and knees it is.
     
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  3. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jun 14, 2015
    s---, idk how you be doing it :jordan:

    standing up seems too high risk to get messy. like, I need to wipe before i move at all
     
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  4. Saladin

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    Jun 14, 2015
    Get a bidet, they're called shattafs in the middle east and literally every household has them. Only wiping is unhygenic and disgusting

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  5. Worm
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    Jun 14, 2015
    I go out with Jhene Aiko and she eats the booty like groceries so I don't need to wipe
     
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  6. attila
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    Jun 14, 2015
    I'm so done with this s--- thread, I may as well wipe
     
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  7. Narsh
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    Jun 14, 2015
    yeah wtf how the f--- do u wipe with ur a--- clenched?

    smfh

    (didnt read thread)
     
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  8. Jaba24
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Standing.. whenever ANYONE finds this out they always act surprised like its unnatural?
     
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  9. Sac
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    Jun 14, 2015
    I haven't sat on a toilet seat in ten years. I squat when I poop and then when I wipe i squat below a 90 degree angle and wipe.
     
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  10. threee
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Really common in Asia too
     
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  11. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jun 14, 2015
    didn't even know standing to wipe was a thing before this thread
     
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  12. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jun 14, 2015
    That thread always gave me a good laugh. A shame it is lost.

    I once knew of a guy who used these. One day he went around to friends house who had bleach wipes by the toilet. He mistook them for baby wipes and ended up with a burning a------.
     
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  13. Worm
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    Jun 14, 2015
    baby wipes are the best...luckily I don't have bleach wipes. You were on RB??
     
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  14. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jun 14, 2015
    Yah, I didn't post much but I really loved that place.
     
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  15. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 14, 2015
    well nothing like threads about shi--ing to rekindle your memory
     
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  16. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 14, 2015
    you're telling me that if you stand up, you don't need to reach your hand under each time? please, say something else stupid...
    :mjcry:back at you.
     
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  17. Juney Dark
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Standing up, using baby wipes.. people talking like it's unnatural or some s--- ( no pun) and you're only gonna make a mess, if you're not done shi--ing, tf?

    :Pig:
     
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  18. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 14, 2015
     
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  19. Loyalty
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Tryin super hard to not laugh out loud at this thread so my wife doesn't ask what I'm laughin at

    HOF this thread :wayne:
     
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  20. Narsh
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    Jun 15, 2015
    if u stand up to wipe ur f---ing weird
     
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