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Eminem Dope Eminems Punchlines?

Started by CavalierTD, Jan 11, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Jb27
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    Jb27

    Jan 13, 2018
    I always loved this.
    Infrared in my pencil lead
    But always keep an extra one stocked though
    In the back pocket and both of 'em locked
    And they're loaded, like cocked twin Glocks that I’m holdin'
    You better pause when you see these two dots on your colon
    f---in' punks, you wait, just got to rockin' and rollin.
     
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  2. Kornasty
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    Kornasty

    Jan 13, 2018
    Any man is full of gem punchlines

    "I strike a still pose and hit you with some Ill flows that don't even make sense like dykes usin dildos"

     
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  3. The Box
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    The Box

    Jan 14, 2018
    This is horrible.
     
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  4. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Jan 14, 2018
    Nah not at all
     
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  5. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 14, 2018
    I'm the siren at your ear, ear
    I'm the BUTT POLICE, and I'm looking at your REAR, REAR, REAR.
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jan 14, 2018
    Take a step back and look at your life mate. You are in your 30's and you quote one of the most immature lines ever written on a internet forum to get likes from eminem stans




















    :jaydaps:
     
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  7. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 14, 2018
    better than constantly wanking over a teenage girl with your online buddies.
     
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  8. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jan 14, 2018
    Someone is in a bad mood today :'(
     
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  9. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 14, 2018
    well my hamster just died so yeah im not feeling to great.
     
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  10. Kon
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    Kon

    Jan 14, 2018
    RIP Zeb’s hamster..
     
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  11. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jan 14, 2018
    Rip

    Put on some eminem music , I heard it gets people through bad times!
     
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  12. Kon
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    Kon

    Jan 14, 2018
    Ouch, what kinda ‘friend’ are you?

    Don’t do it Zeb, you’ve been through enough.
     
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  13. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Jan 14, 2018
    Been listening to Blurry by Puddle of Mud constantly on repeat.
     
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  14. AEIOU
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    AEIOU

    Jan 15, 2018
    I've got so many ways to diss you that i'm playful with you
    i'll let a razor slit you
    till they staple stitch you
    and everyone in this place will miss you
    if you try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

    1997 Rap Olympics
     
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  15. VR46
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Jan 15, 2018
    Hey it's me Versace! Whoops somebody shot me. And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Jan 15, 2018
    I walked into a gun fight with a knife to k--- you, and cut you so fast that when your blood spilled, it was still blue
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

    Jan 15, 2018
    I get you blunted off of funny home grown
    Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
     
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