Eminem Best Posts: Eminem Features | Official Thread

  1. GCasper
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    May 2, 2019
    The perfect Em verse. s--- y'all always complain about was not present:

    1. No choppy flow
    2. No pausing
    3. No yelling
    4. No fast food references
    5. No fart jokes or noises
    6. No d-ck references
    7. No extremely corny punchlines

    This just proves any of you bitching are never happy.

    Note: I haven't read the lyrics, but I'm pretty sure I'm right from listening. I might be wrong on one of the things....
     
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  2. Don Marshall
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    May 2, 2019
    Dope track.
    Voice on point, flow on point, some really great lines in here.
    Looking forward for his next album
    The Outro is hilarious
     
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  3. cancel

    cancel Guest

    Feb 3, 2017
    Just over 3 years ago we got Groundhog day

    :jordanlaff:

    What has happened to him
     
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  4. Xmipod
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    Joined: Jul 3, 2015

    Feb 2, 2017
    [​IMG]
    I win
     
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  5. Lord flacko
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    Lord flacko 32 Levels.

    Feb 1, 2017
    ?
     
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  6. Goldy
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    Joined: Jul 2, 2015

    Feb 1, 2017
    yo how this still not leak i'm so disappointed in the internet rn
     
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  7. Soldier
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    Joined: Mar 26, 2011

    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Feb 1, 2017
    @Jesse1414, Please stop reporting posts of you getting trolled in this thread. It's not the mods fault that you're a f---ing idiot and continue to get trolled and fall for bait. Thank you.
     
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  8. ShadyRedDevil
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    Joined: Jan 4, 2017

    ShadyRedDevil I suck at writing bios.

    Jan 31, 2017
    HERE IT IS!!!

     
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  9. Jb27
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    Jan 31, 2017
    Probably late but here
     
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  10. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Jan 31, 2017
    It's like Paul Rosenberg controlling the universe
     
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  11. KWO
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    Joined: Jan 18, 2015

    KWO That dude with the cancelled show avi

    Jan 31, 2017
    aw s--- Big Sean confirmed at his own venue thanks for the heads up XXL
     
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  12. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jan 31, 2017
    my mate in new zealand who pre ordered the Big Sean album reckons hes downloading his pre order right now.
    guess itunes or whatever f----- it? told him to send me it when he gets the chance ofc but its getting late and its almost It's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
    Put my key in the door and
    Bodies layin' all over the floor and
    I don't remember how they got there
    But I guess I must've killed em (killed em)

    Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
    I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
    Surfin' every channel until I find Hannah Montana
    Then I reach for the Aloe and lanolin
    Bust all over the wall paneling dismantlin' every candle
    On top of the fireplace mantle and
    Grab my flannel and my bandana then
    Kiss the naked mannequin man again
    You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in
    I'm just a hooligan who's used to usin' hallucinogens
    Causin' illusions again
    Brain contusions again
    Cutting and bruisin' the skin
    Razors, scissors and pins
    Jesus, when does it end?
    Phases, that I go through
    Days that I'm so confused
    Days that I don't know who
    Gave, these molecules to
    Me, what am I gon' do?
    Hey the prodigal son
    The diabolical one
    Very methodical when I slaughter them

    It's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
    Put my key in the door and
    Bodies layin' all over the floor and
    I don't remember how they got there
    But I guess I must've killed em (killed em)
    I said...
    It's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
    Put my key in the door and
    Bodies layin' all over the floor and
    I don't remember how they got there
    But I guess I must've killed em (killed em)

    She puts the lotion in the bucket, it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again
    She puts the lotion in the bucket, it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again

    I cut and I slash slice and gash
    Last night was a blast
    I can't quite remember when I had that
    Much fun of a half pint of a jack
    My last Vic and a half
    A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's a---
    I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
    December I think it was, I was havin' drinks with my cousin
    I wrapped him in Christmas lights, pushed him into the stinkin' tub
    Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood
    I thought I oughta drink his bath water that oughta be fun
    That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
    The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery son
    Your blood curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
    It's 3 A.M. and here I come so you should probably run
    A secret passageway around here man there's got to be one
    Oh no there's probably none, he can scream all that he wants
    Top of his lungs, but ain't no stoppin' me from choppin' him up... up
    'Cause it's...

    3 A.M. in the mornin'
    Put my key in the door and
    Bodies layin' all over the floor and
    I don't remember how they got there
    But I guess I must've killed em (killed em)
     
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  13. Base Reality
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    Base Reality AKA Chewie

    Jan 31, 2017
    In b4 there's a beat change for Em's verse
     
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  14. Jehovah
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    Joined: Mar 14, 2015

    Jehovah SB3

    Jan 30, 2017
     
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  15. Goldy
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    Joined: Jul 2, 2015

    Jan 29, 2017
    tf u guys hating on medicine man 4
     
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  16. rapmusik
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    Jan 29, 2017
    I'm so f---in excited for this. Friday guys Friday!!! At the latest!!
     
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  17. CHAMO
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    Jan 25, 2017
    mmlp2 is a great album, My favorites are
    - Rap god
    -Bad guy
    -Rhyme or reason
    -Evil twin
    -Legacy
    -Brainless
    -Groundhog Day
    -Beautiful pain
    -Dont front
     
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  18. UofLCard
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Jan 20, 2017
    I love his post-Relapse pre-Recovery features.
     
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  19. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jan 20, 2017
    Em's about to pull in all these fans he lost over the last decade

    :ohno:
     
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  20. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jan 20, 2017
    :sweatt:

    So hyped
     
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