May 17, 2025 Wtf, Don’t lump me in with them okay I ain’t gay, and speaking of homosexuality I f----- a guy in the sand that day Said it’s either Slim Anus or that brown crevice GAY to the K, I bring d-ck and Men with me And I’m still taking a c--- in my colon Just my a--- being swollen
May 17, 2025 Love is love, at least that’s what the LGBT community say. Debbie, What’s wrong with us f---ing?! Oh but game of thrones and white lotus can get away with it. I just asked for a Kiss b----! And she said “Midget, take your vitamins and learn to simp.” So I did, but my boner didn’t go away
May 17, 2025 Gay is gay, at least that’s what the s80 community say. Ripper, What’s wrong with us f---ing?! Oh but Minato and Yeez can get away with it. I just asked for an Enema b----! And he said “Fatass, take your mayo and learn to simp.” So I did, but my boner didn’t go away until the mayo spilled from it.
May 17, 2025 I don't know, I don't know what caused— I don't know what caused me to be this gay I don't know, I don't know But I'll probably be this way 'til my dyin' day I don't know why I'm so—, I'm so gay Mean things I don't mean to say I guess this is how you made me…
May 17, 2025 If Mayo Man has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Mayo Man has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Mayo Man has no fans, that means I'm dead.
May 17, 2025 I could never be nobody’s number one fan Your first sandwich, I had to put in yo Midget hands Y’all can’t cook without a plan What this, Mayo Batter? Bruh… Where the f---s the spatula?
May 17, 2025 I'm knowin' they call you Minato, but where is a man? 'Cause I ain't seen him yet Matter fact, I ain't even goon him yet, can I goon him? Bet When I see you stand by Ripper Roo, I believe you see two bad b------s I believe you don't like mayo, it's real competition, you might eat gyat with 'em
May 17, 2025 I’m too autistic for that s--- you just suggested If I really had competition, why ain’t I slippin’? I don’t even own a Kitchen, I’m from the trenches You’ll never see Em ordering from Arby’s, With mayonnaise on his sleeves I ain’t Aubrey, when it comes to beef The White boy is never running out of Veggies
May 17, 2025 Them superpowers gettin' neutralized, I can only watch in silence The famous poster we once knew is lookin' paranoid and now spiralin'…
May 17, 2025 This is what they do to the greats Midgets wanna see me erased This is a case for the CIA But when I fade, I’m going like Houdini Nobody’s longevity is touching Shady’s
May 17, 2025 He’s too busy live on Kick trying to beat Forsen’s Minecraft speedrun record right now tbh I don’t think he’s gonna log on unfortunately
