Nov 22, 2022 It's almost like saying d-ck is better than p----, jerkin off is better than blowjobs, Vegeta is better than Goku, MMLP2 is better than MMLP, jankland is a better nickname that wankland, golf is better than basketball, Revival is better than Relapse, Rap Devil is better than Killshot, Ronaldo is better than Messi, Lebron is better than MJ, reddit is better than s80, boobs are better than a---, pringles are better than fries, favorite is better than favourite, phoenix is a better joker than heath ledger, scorsese is better than tarantino, Skylar melon head is better than Paul's, Kim is better than '97 Bonnie&Clyde, Creed is better than Rocky, adidas is better than nike, android is better than apple, kane is better than the undertaker, d12 is better than nwa, burger king is better than McDonald's, taekwondo is better than boxing, Floyd is better than Ali, god is better than Satan
Nov 22, 2022 1. Having a d-ck is better than having vagina. I'd rather insert a d-ck than take one in. 2. Jerking off is better than recieving a blo-jo- from a guy. Yuck. 3. Vegeta is better than Goku. Vege - vitamins, goku - gook. 4. MMLP2 is better than MMLP, because MMLP didn't have Bad Guy 4th verse on it, which s----s on everything on MMLP top to bottom. 5. Jankland is better than Wankland. Wankland sounds childish, Jankland however sounds like land of being janked. And no, I won't explain what being janked means. 6. Golf is better than basketball. Holes are smaller and it's harder to strike one. 7. Revival is better than Relapse. It has variety of different Eminem eras, Relapse is just great beats by Dr. Dre and psycho killer theme. 8. Rap Devil is better than Killshot and if u think otherwise it's because your beard is probably weird too and you took that diss personally. 9. Ronaldo is better than Messi, it's self-explanatory. 10. LeBron is better than MJ. MJ was a 4 foot tall white singer. White men can't jump. 11. Reddit is better than SXN80, more people there. 12. Boobs are better than a---. Milk comes out of boobs, melted Taco Bell comes from a---. 13. Pringles are better than fries. You can't prepare fries outside, you can eat pringles everywhere. 14. Favorite is better than favourite. Less letters to write, more time to hustle baby. 15. Phoenix is better joker than Heath, because Phoenix acts better. Heath is pretty stiff. 16. Scorsese is better than Tarantino. Tarantino is just insecure douche who make movies only to see feet. Gross. 17. Skylar melon head is way better than Paul, she's a woman after all. 18. Kim is better than Bonnie & Clyde. Kim is experimental rap song, Bonnie and Clyde is so boring J.Cole "4 your eyez only" sounds like cocaine infested german rave in the late 90s. 19. Creed is better than Rocky, they had a 3rd fight behind the closed door and guess who won that, yes, Creed. 20. Adidas is better than Nike indeed. 21. Android is better than apple, are you kidding me? A phone vs. a fruit? 22. Kane is better than Undertaker, easily. 23. D12 is better than NWA. D12 has Eminem and a lot of fun songs. NWA is just gangbangers who promote violence. 24. Burger King is better than McDonald's. I'd rather eat where King eats, not with clowns. 25. Taekwondo is better than boxing, cause it's all about protection. Boxers have weak legs. 26. Floyd is better than Ali, Floyd would whip Ali a--- right now. 27. God is better than Satan and matter of fact, you need to find god.
