Dec 24, 2023 This song is total bs but admittedly entertaining. This is the best way to listen to it imo. Nothing will stop me from molesting you ti--y-f---in' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles Is what I said to the two conjoined twins How's it going girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend? You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
Dec 24, 2023 Hey has anybody else noticed limb enlargement after using a 5G phone? I’ve heard of some crazy side effects but I didn’t know what happened to me was possible. Just recently went out and about with my new 5G phone and felt pain in my penis. I go to a bathroom and see my little winky has turned into a metal rod without even being hard.
Dec 24, 2023 This is suprising to hear since I could've sworn I lost a couple of inches down there after cucking and buying a Crapple iPod for the 3rd time in like 5 years (they break so easily), just because there's no other audio player I'm aware of that you can control through your pocket. I've never owned an iPhone though. Are they actually well made? Edit: Whoops. Just saw you said "5G phone". I speed-read and thought you were talking about the new iPhone again.
Dec 24, 2023 Urgh I can't resist, I have to state the obvious and fall for the bait but you know you can set your volume rocker to change songs right?
Dec 24, 2023 Yes, iPhones are very well made. My last iPhone lasted me 5 years which is longer than any other smartphone I’ve had. The operating system remained pretty smooth up until my last few months of using it whereas a lot of smartphones I used in the past would slow down quite a bit pretty quickly. It’s probably different now though as I haven’t had a new Android phone in like 7 years. This current iPhone 15 Pro I have feels premium as the new titanium and glass material is great to hold. Apparently the glass breaks pretty easily though if you bend the phone with only a little bit of force so that’s kinda dumb but I’m never really in that situation. Besides, most people use cases on their phones anyway.
Dec 24, 2023 The mods haven’t been paying me my Section Eighty money so I’ve had to resort to being sponsored by Apple.
Dec 24, 2023 I must admit I’ve also fallen into the classic trap of filling the gigantic void in me with gigantic purchases.
Dec 24, 2023 Santa Claus is so antiquated by the way. We need to get with the times and make Santa Claus a big booty b----. Then maybe I wouldn’t mind having my house broken into.
Dec 24, 2023 What about to fast forward and backward? Because I do that a lot while listening to podcasts. With the latest iPod Nano it's so easy...until the f---ing buttons fall off one day. I'm slightly jealous then. I have a humble Galaxy A14, which would be fine if it weren't for the slow boot-up time. I might upgrade soon just because of that. I was about to say.. Thanks for the disclaimer!
Dec 24, 2023 IPhone the worst phones I've ever had. Can't Inmport music unless you buy it from apple store lmao.
Dec 24, 2023 Oh yeah they’re probably not the best option for mp3, WAV, FLAC, importing etc. enjoyers. I just listen to most of my music on Apple Music like a basic b----. I do have some premium WAV leaks on my iPhone though.
Dec 24, 2023 @Ripper Roo here's a tip for you my boy. Easiest way to trigger my mate Hargy is to Diss iPhone and China. Works a treat everytime lmaoooooo Oh and that playstation is better than PC hahaha
Dec 24, 2023 Thanks bruv, writing this down in my notebook. I have notes on just about every member now. Soon I’ll be able to take all of them down and replace them with Ripper Roo AI bots
