Mar 16, 2024 Also in the mv Em is walking away from the exit, rather than towards it Y’all might think it’s a coincidence but y’all know Eminem is a sucker for hints like that
Mar 16, 2024 Eminem should openly diss this forum on his new album. That would be epic like when he droped Walk on Water and acknowledged his fans' complaints.
Mar 16, 2024 Why does doomsday pt2 go for like 1 minute and have 2 minutes of credits equivalent to a James Cameron movie?
Mar 16, 2024 That s--- is corny af. He should stop obsessively rapping about himself and his fans and his critics. Making every album about the last album. Like, rapping melodramatically like you're dying about... 'the speedom verse, he's going too fast!' is so absurd and cringey. And like makes the music feel cheap.
Mar 16, 2024 You have to decipher the secret message and it gives you a link to a Yelawolf album announcement but in the background there's an advert for an Eminem album with a phone number and if you call the number it says the doctor is busy right now and you have to wait and watch as that plan fails and burns to the ground and then Southpawer officially drops the tracklist which features a bunch of pop stars and no trace of Dr Dre anywhere on the album and you have to sit and ponder on life until you're depressed and confused and eating cereal in a dark corner of your bedroom rocking back and forth in disbelief at how badly you've been bamboozled and tell yourself it isn't real and then the album will come out and you'll be shaking like omfg it actually came out after 4 long years and when it finally ends you press play on your second listen and realise it all sounds completely f---ing dogshit and then tweet about it constantly until Em gets mad and drops a remix with 2chainz that he already had recorded and you start to wonder if he dropped a bad album on purpose and then one day you wake up and there's a new single for a movie but it's not just a single it's a WHOLE FREAKIN ALBUM and you're like yoooo slim shady is back baby and and and uh so ye
