Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (OUT NOW!)

Started by RetiredAccount, Dec 6, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

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  1. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Jun 9, 2024
    So I gave myself some time to digest Houdini and I cannot believe how many people are praising it, it comes across as a competition of who likes the song the most. It's filled to the brim with filler, and horrible, straight up cringy lines, making it impossible to enjoy.

    The only decent parts are (which are nothing special):
    Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
    With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt

    Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
    Ate some codeine as a way of copin'

    Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the Black Guy (Guy) Pees (haha, Pees)

    My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)
    Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese (haha)


    The rest is littered with trash like this:
    It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (yeah)
    If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
    Stallion if she would collab with me
    Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
    I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

    But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy (ooh)
    'Cause I have zero doubts
    That this whole world's 'bout
    To turn into some girl scouts
    That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)

    yeah, the s--- is just like y'all had been light joggin'
    And I've been runnin' at full speed and that's why I'm ahead like my noggin'
    And I'm the fight y'all get in when you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin'
    When I step up to that mic, c--- it then: Oh my God, it's him! Not again!

    Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)
    If he could see the way s--- is today (look at this s---, man)
    He'd probably say that everything is gay (like, happy)
    What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

    How can I explain to you (what?)
    That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
    I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
    And say a few things or two to anger you
    But f--- that, if I think that s---, I'ma say that s---
    Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it

    And I'll probably get s--- for that (watch)
    But you can all s--- my d-ck, in fact
    f--- them, f--- Dre, f--- Jimmy, f--- me, f--- you
    f--- my own kids, they're brats (f--- 'em)
    They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
    You too, Paul (punk)


    Overall, I can stand about 20 bars out of 100+, but there's no reason to listen when there's 80+ lazy Tom MacDonald coded lines being thrown in my face. It also sounds like a slave song, does anyone else get this?

    Final rating: 2/10 (Curtain Call 3 is off to a bad start)
     
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  2. hargydon
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    Jun 9, 2024
    Played Cold War today, great game. Completely agree with your assessment.
     
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  3. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jun 9, 2024
    Bad Company 2 was my favourite Battlefield.
     
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  4. IceyMenace
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    IceyMenace Icey on the m i c

    Jun 9, 2024
    9/10 rage bait
     
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  5. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Roxanne Perez

    Jun 9, 2024
    I normally don’t care for COD campaigns but the Black Ops Cold War campaign is actually pretty interesting especially towards the latter half. It’s probably one of the better COD campaigns since the classics. Of course the multiplayer and zombies are solid as well. Treyarch always has the best multiplayer and zombies to me.
     
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  6. Chuny
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    Jun 9, 2024
    Hmmm, I'm not a big gamer myself.
    I did like the first 2 or 3 COD and some of the first Battlefield games as well.
    Other than that I wouldn't know. But I do like realism and WWII focused games.
    In fact I was thinking about installing Wolfstein II The New Colossus which is about the Nazis.
     
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  7. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Roxanne Perez

    Jun 9, 2024
    Add Eminem as a playable operator in COD! They already have Snoop Dogg. He’s been in multiple games now.
     
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  8. Purely Marshall
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    Purely Marshall les let our love unfurl

    Jun 9, 2024
    u don t wana know,,the number will blow ur wig back like a hamburger with no top bun,,or shuld i say no lettice wrap with ur vegan femsoyboy self
     
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  9. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jun 9, 2024
    Yeah you feel a lot more involved in Cold War, instead of just a linear campaign. But I tend to like them regardless, just as a mindless arcade blockbuster, ignoring the obvious imperialist propaganda especially with the Infinity Ward ones lol

    Cold War zombies slapped too, can’t wait to see what they cook up this time!

    I didn’t buy MW23 because of how bad MW22 was which left a bad taste in my mouth, along with them purposely putting out an unfinished game (originally marketed as an expansion) again with basically no campaign this time too at full price. But Treyarch hasn’t really missed a beat since World at War except from maybe Black Ops 4. That’s quite a run for 15+ years, so I’m looking forward to the reveal & the beta, hopefully it’s good!
     
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  10. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jun 9, 2024
    Wolfenstein: The New Order & Old Blood were great, haven’t played any more instalments though.
     
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  11. Chuny
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    Chuny DuttyRock

    Jun 9, 2024
    NWO is about any events that happened in real life?.
    I'm not really interested in zombies or robots vs humans tbh.
     
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  12. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

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    The New Order is based on an alternate timeline where the Nazis win WW2 & their technological advancement continues, there’s robot Nazi dogs n s--- lol so it’s not related to our history at all. The New Colossus is a sequel to this one.
     
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  13. Chuny
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    Jun 9, 2024
    Kinda like "The Man In The High Castle" series on Prime Video. Loved it. Great story, great concept.
    So I might like that game as well.
    Will take a look at some gameplay videos.
     
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  14. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Mark Carney for PM!!!

    Jun 9, 2024
    World at war is the goat cod and cod 4
     
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    I haven’t seen that, but it is a good game. It has a similar weapon progression system to Doom where as you continue you upgrade parts to your weapon & then eventually move onto more powerful weapons in your arsenal, keeps you wanting to continue rather than just picking up anything at any time.
     
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    Ripper Roo Roxanne Perez

    Jun 9, 2024
    MW23’s campaign is the laziest, shortest, and worst campaign in franchise history. They literally would’ve been better off not including a campaign like Black Ops 4. Most of the missions are boring contracts you have to do from sections of the Warzone map. Nothing even noteworthy in the story happens until the end. The story is so barebones it’s hard to even summarize it.
     
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jun 9, 2024
    Yeah it’s such a bad business practice that I purposely protested with my wallet even though I wanted to play the MW2 maps remastered & the mechanics back to how they should be (even that was planned). Just very shady stuff that shouldn’t be supported. We spend all our time bitching about their antics & still buy the games lol
     
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    Jun 9, 2024
    88 Million streams and it’s only been out 8 days. Spotify. Spotify says it’s gonna be one of the fastest stream rap song to hit 100M streams. It’s performing like Not Like us, which broke Drake records last month
     
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    Minato Stan till I Dido

    Jun 9, 2024
    wow you have horrible taste. And don’t even seem to know what a bar is. Lmfao
     
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    Jun 9, 2024
    I dont know nuttn bout weapon progression system.
    I'm very uneducated when it comes to games.
     
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