Jun 22, 2024 I had a dream last night that the next single was called Watermelon something and Eminem thought he was black. I've been right about my predictions lately so this dream could be prophetic.
Jun 22, 2024 No but he was singing more than he was rapping Oh and before someone calls my unconscious mind racist for making a connection between watermelon and black people, the same night I had a dream that Obama heard my Stanley's edits and offered to improve the mixing in some of them (I'm not making this up). Instead of being offended by the idea that a black man could do a better job than me I was thrilled by the offer and accepted gratefully. (Nice song btw.)
Jun 22, 2024 Eminem was f---ing girls the same age on his tours when he was 30, are you going to stop listening to him?
Jun 22, 2024 In the book Shady Bizzness: Life as Marshall Mathers' Body guard in an Industry of Paper Gangsters by Byron Big-Nazz Williams, one example is talked about: It was October 26th, in Stockholm. Let me give you a little history on Stockholm, Sweden. The last time we were in Stockholm, there was a lot of drama. The first time we went there was in August of 1999 for a promo tour. During that time, Slim met this young lady, and she was tight. No doubt she was tight. In fact, all the women I saw there were tight. It was like they came off an assembly line or something—tall, blond, big boobs, nice body, and nice personality. And there were some fine black women there, too. I got a chance to meet the girls from Lou Bega’s group (“Mambo No. 5”) and, my goodness; they were gorgeous, absolutely beautiful. On the August tour, when we arrived at the hotel, the lobby was swamped with nothing but girls ranging in age from fourteen to nineteen, all tugging on our clothes and wanting kisses, hugs, and photos. We loved it because it was all girls. We had to get help from hotel security because we couldn’t even make it to the elevator. These girls were young, but were tall and looked at least five years older than they actually were. The fact that they were young didn’t matter to Slim. He hooked up with this one young lady who was tight, named Agnes. She was young, but Slim didn’t know it at the time. Agnes was built like a brick house for a white girl. I have to admit, she was also very smart. This girl had her game down. She had somehow put together a fake passport. I told her before she talked to Slim I would need to see some ID because they lock people in jail in foreign countries. Everything looked legit, but I found out she used one of her friend’s information and took the picture and hooked up the ID to look real. Apparently, she was able to get into bars and s--- like that. One thing you have to realize is that in the States eighteen is the legal age, but in Sweden sixteen is the legal age, and in some places in Europe, fifteen is the legal age. This girl looked every bit of twenty-two. She had a f---ing body! She was hot, and she was pushing up on Slim pretty tough. Slim was like, “Why don’t you come up to my room?” and we checked her ID, which said she was nineteen years old. She was all over him. I left them, and they went up to his room, and a couple of hours later he came back down. Slim was hype, “Yo, man, that was the best f--- I ever had in my life. She came like eleven times. ” I said, “Man, she ain’t come no d--- eleven times!” Slim said, “Man, you should see my sheets, they are soaked! She s----d my d-ck, we sixty-nined. Man, she knows how to f---!” He was totally blown away by this girl, but at the time he didn’t know her real age— none of us did—she had fooled all of us. Her game was tight, so tight that Slim wanted to fly her out for the rest of that tour. However, when we went to get her a ticket, the authorities discovered that she was underage—only fifteen years old! Lo and behold, on the second trip Slim wanted to hook up with her again. He didn’t care about her age because her p---- was so tight. I had to remind him of all the drama, when her mom had the authorities threaten to come get Agnes. I told him we all could have gone to jail. Luckily, we found out what was going on, and we sent her back on the first thing that was running on gas. We called her mom and apologized because we didn’t know she was only fifteen, and we told her about the fake ID and that she looked nineteen. But that didn’t matter to Slim because he lived up to the lyrics of his song when basically he said, “she’s fifteen, he doesn’t care. Look at her bush, does she have hair? f--- her right there on the spot, there. ”He lived up to his song lyrics. Whether he realized he did this or not, he did it. Second excerpt: We were back in Stockholm, Sweden, the land of pretty woman and underage groupies. Upon arriving at the hotel, we were welcomed by Slim Shady’s fifteen-year-old mistress, Agnes. Apparently, her jealous friends informed her mother that she had sex with Slim Shady and was leaving the country on his tour. Her mother called our hotel forbidding Agnes to leave. Then she contacted the police and told them about Slim’s involvement with an underage girl. However, Agnes disobeyed her mom and attempted travel anyway. The Interscope international representative advised Slim that he could be brought up on charges for dealing with this minor. In some countries, a fifteen-year-old is legal—but with parental approval. Agnes’ mom didn’t approve at all. Slim still invited Agnes to travel with the tour. He went as far as having Agnes ride with us to the airport. We were notified by phone from the authorities that the mother wouldn’t press charges if Agnes didn’t attempt to leave. But if she tried to board the plane, we would all be arrested for accomplice to statutory r---! Slim’s entire staff practically begged him to be wise and avoid Agnes. Slim temporarily agreed and sent her home in a taxi. However, when we returned to Stockholm, Slim continued to mess around with this girl. I had this gut feeling there were going to be some problems that night. Slim never would listen; he truly doesn’t GIVE A f---! As soon as Slim saw Agnes, he forgot about Kessia. They were like two dogs in heat when their eyes met again. Agnes thrust her tongue in Slim’s mouth, and then they hurried to a nearby restroom for a quickie. Proof was joking with some young ladies while Slim and Agnes were in the bathroom possibly getting busy. Again, I warned Slim about Agnes’ age and the consequences that could follow. This will be far from the only example, they’re all doing it, especially before camera phones were the norm.
Jun 22, 2024 Idk about Eminem cause he ain’t dat old, but when Dr Dre was 22 women were getting married at 14 and had having full time jobs raising families. Hmm, Dre only 59 so maybe not him either, but my grand’rents are 75 and was married at like 15 or 16. Mind you, I’m not saying 16 and 22 is okay or anything but at one point in time it was common as f---.
Jun 22, 2024 Boy howdy I knew about it happening the one time but I ain’t know man’s tried it again gyatt dayum.
Jun 23, 2024 Marshall got a weird case, why is he around? Certiphied Real Slim Shady? Certified Pedophile Now being completely real, we don't really have no proof of this apart from a book by a (supposed) bodyguard, still weird though
Jun 23, 2024 Yeah I mean teenage pregnancies were so normal too, especially in places with lower life expectancy, education, birth control & higher poverty. Dre’s mother was 16 when she had him for example. This s--- still happens as well, but with general uplifts in standard of living, forms of birth control & even things like social media, r--- kits, camera phones etc, people tend to understand better, & the actual predators tend to be more cautious, in case they’re ratted out by those factors. People have weird impulses of morality policing that they don’t apply across the board I’ve never understood it, especially on a f---ing Eminem board LOL
Jun 23, 2024 He was his bodyguard, Paul even did damage control, stating the girl was just “hanging around” lmfao
Jun 23, 2024 Kesia? She died from a heroin overdose in 2008. Brittany & Kesia overdosed, & even Kim tried to commit suicide. Not a good track record. Different chick but same time lol.
