Nov 21, 2025 Doubt he gonna drop a album in Dec though. If anything early 2026 but probably not even then
Nov 21, 2025 Doesn’t anyone remember the merch which specially has the comic cover with Slim Shady resurrecting from the grave? We always knew he couldn’t die and would return…
Nov 21, 2025 It’s time for him to give it up. One last album in 2026, 30 years after the release of Infinite. A 30 year career, consisting of 7 good years and 23 mediocre years, nicely wrapped up. Time to make it all full circle. Zero features. And it’s sad to say but in order for Eminem to actually potentially sound good again he has to get into a writing mode of writing as least technical as possible. Simplify it as much as he can, this is the only way he could maybe sound good again. Because he’s always had a good ear/eye for rhyming, if he makes a decision to write simply, the great lines will just come naturally anyway. Things like Rock Bottom and Sing For The Moment are prime examples of this. Get some new faces in the production team. Instead of just him, Mike Strange and Resto doing the same s--- all the time, get a couple of people in and sit them down and tell them, “this is the sound I’m going for, this is what I’m writing about, and this is how I want to sound” and all work together for a 6 week period or whatever it may be. No s-----y emailed beats where he gets Resto to add some keys for 8 bars in the last verse just so they can get paid for the production credit.
Nov 21, 2025 Sing for the moment is not simple, it just sounds simple because he made it sound effortless.
Nov 21, 2025 His ego won't let him retire, since to him that would be the same as agreeing with everyone who's ever said he fell off. If he goes back to making nothing but mediocre music again that would ofc be boring, but it would be even more boring if he quit. I say the h--- with his legacy. I hope he raps till he croaks.
Nov 21, 2025 d--- it’s getting dangerous out here. Can’t even go to Gay Less anymore without getting jumped by a group of horny men
Nov 21, 2025 Say less, I been jumping over midgets Armed and dangerous, Biggie in the flesh (b----) Diddy better protect his breakfast (Snitch) Scrambled eggs and oil Sex (What?) Wait a minute, I meant bread (oh) Can’t even go to the Feds (Why?) They stole my music and leaked it on Threads (X) Twitter was better before Elon was head So if you don’t wanna become dead Buy my Merch, like your Grandma said Or I’ll hurt your legs worse then when Christopher revvs’s
