Dec 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM Somebody please exile these two freaks into their own thread for the sake of the future of this forum.
Dec 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM Almost ate up the whole last page, too. The old spiteful forum mutant in me loves to see it. Too bad they're no Starnizzys though.
Dec 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM The new album is called Marahall March and drops in March 2026. It's a hint from his Criminal song. There also will be a promo run called Marshall March Marketing Paul will also give you more insight into his role for Em and he will have another Paul Skit on the album alongside Steve Berman.
Dec 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM He’s overdone the pill/addiction talk. He’s overdone the daughter/family talk. He’s overdone the Kim/mom talk. He’s overdone the slim shady talk. He’s overdone the braggado talk. If this old man ever does decide to come with a new album, it really does need to be completely field to anything he’s ever done. The sad reality is there literally hasn’t been anything remotely interesting happen in his life since he got his a--- whooped by John Guerra and based a whole album around it. A song based around Debbie, Marshall Sr and Ronnie could be interesting. A verse dedicated to each, but written from the perspective of each one in first person, detailing their lives through to their deaths. other than that I can’t think of anything else that could evoke true emotion in him ever again. He isn’t scared to face jail now, he isn’t obsessed with Kim and who she’s f---ing, he isn’t trying to cement his legacy anymore. He isn’t constantly facing critical parents and Liberals accusing him of poisoning their children’s minds anymore. So sadly we will never get anything remotely akin to Soldier, SGTH, SFTM, Til I Collapse, Fight Music, The Way I Am, Words Are Weapons, No Apologies Ill sadly be buckling up for more s-----y homemade beats with black guy choruses, monotone delivery, s-----y over compressed trebly vocals and constantly s-----y flow switches at the end of every verse. If I ever see Eminem in real life I’m gonna beat the s--- out of him. Genuinely.
Dec 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM Marshall law would be better. I didn't mind the king Mathers title.the album was probably s--- but I liked the title.
Dec 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM Does anyone know the album title of the album he was going to drop in 05? With follow me & antichrist. I'm assuming that album got scrapped due to proof dying. Then as he came out of the depression started king Mathers. Also always wished eminem dropped relapse 2 then recovery the following year. I dont hate recovery but I would of loved relapse 2. If we would of got the OG encore, the 05 album, relapse 2. He would of had a pretty solid run honestly. And if mmlp2 had a different title I think people would of accepted it more. The title made people have false hope when the album didnt really sound like mmlp at all.
Dec 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM I think last year I said he might benefit from a death in the family or close inner circle. It's an awful thing to wish on someone, but how about Paul, who seems almost like a literal step father to him? If he dropped dead of a stroke or something the shock from losing him and resulting instability could have an interesting impact on him emotionally, and also force him to become more independent. Which might mean better music.
Dec 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM It only seems like he's ran out of options of things to talk about, if you buy into the concept that he can only write about his life. 'Stan' didn't happen either. Yeah it was inspired, the concept, by actual fan letters he got etc. but it's still completely fictituous storytelling, As are most of his relationship tracks no doubt. As is 'Kim', as is '97 Bonnie and Clyde'. He boxes himself in by insisting or letting his fans insist it needs to be directly about his life. So, if that's the case, yeah he's going to rehash the same s--- - there's only so many interesting things most people go through, not to mention he's been a millionaire recluse for about 20 years now. There's infinite concepts he could do and so many things he could write about that have nothing to do with him... or his family, or his childhood. All that s--- is done to death. He tried to escape that conceptually with Relapse but fans with s--- taste pushed back too hard and he reverted. He's gotten a bit better with MTBMB... the amount of concepts and new stories on there. But, he still always makes it about his life even if ficticiously; he should try NOT writing about himself. That would auatomically sound fresh just due to that. It's so limited artistically and autistic to just go 'I'm me. Write 'bout me!'. And then his dumbass fans go 'omg Em said he's been sad! I've been sad! this is easily top 5 Em song because... ya know, I can relate!'. Lnnnng. Mongos. Hopefully he comes up with some entirely fresh art that has absolutely nothing to do with his life. I've always said ending on an album titled 'Infinite' but the Infinity symbol = ∞ would be brilliant; he could make it whatever, and it even would make perfect sense right now to come after 'death of slim shady' / himself, shady, both, whatever, then... = infinity. Infinite > sslp,mmlp,tes,encore,relapse,recovery,mmlp2,revival,kamikaze,mtbmb,tdoss < ∞/final/loops in his discog. Perfect.
Dec 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM I have a theory. Diddy forced Eminem to say Diddy is his side b----. Eminem just figured a loophole.
Dec 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM But you can literally listen in any order except GC2. The concept is just in s-----y skits.
Dec 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM Cringe. And why's he mumbling / muffling normal words like 'uh eh uh chroqhnllg two'
