Oct 19, 2015

I got yo back!

 

Oct 19, 2015

Yeah, i wasn't into that girl and I was right after my last relationship. Also I'm a little bit old-fashioned.

 

Oct 19, 2015

Yes. I was 14 at the time so I was incredibly horny and I met this girl at my friend's party and by the end of the night we were making out and s---. Later that week she told me she had a dream of us f---ing and that she wanted to f--- really badly. I was all up for it but the problem was that she was 19 and a huge whor-. I realized I was being stupid and thought about the horrible diseases I could get since she was banging 5 guys at the time so I decided to not do it. One of the best decisions I've made.

 

Oct 19, 2015

once cus I had diarrhea

 

Oct 19, 2015

Ugly fat b----

 

Oct 19, 2015

Her p---- was smelling like a dead pond and had no condoms anyways. First time in my life I was thankful for not having condoms on me.
Take care of yourselves girls. Hygiene is VERY important.

 

Oct 19, 2015

What if she was a freak and liked that sort of thing?

 

Oct 19, 2015

shoulda shat on her chest













and rubbed it in

 

Oct 19, 2015

 

Oct 19, 2015

its called a cleveland steamer if you rub it in with yo a---
and a cleveland steamroller if you rub it in with yo d-ck

dont ask me how i know that my mates talk about weird s---
(no pun intended)

 

Oct 19, 2015

of course, turned down plenty of ugly fat b------s at parties in high school.. i think basically anybody has

 

Oct 19, 2015

No

 

Oct 19, 2015

When the Justified series finale was on.

 

Oct 19, 2015

@emostar can correct me but most smelly p-----s are due to bacteria infections

 

Oct 19, 2015

maybe she just ran a few miles beforehand, but equating p---- to a dead pond is worrisome..

 

Oct 19, 2015

what a disappointing finale that was.. seriously they f----- up that last season bad

 

Oct 19, 2015