Serious Everybody is like a f---ing zombie in the Mall

Started by CallMeSas, Jun 12, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. CallMeSas
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    Jun 12, 2016
    I decided to treat myself to a refreshing watered down lemonade from Arby's.

    I observing my surroundings like usual and I'm alarmed at how lifeless people are.... they don't look happy carrying bags of bull**** that they don't even want or need

    These ppl are a bunch of f---ing white washed cacausoids....no emotion, no personality, no individually....nothing....they walk str8 ...looking ahead like owls...it's weird, like night of the living dead

    And the customers at my job are like zombies too. Apparently u need a PhD to use a credit card machine. It say hit green for credit but yet most people seem to mess it up....this one b---- wanted to divide her order and use a 10 off of 50 coupon 5times. And I had to spend 10 mins explaining why I couldn't do it. The whole time I was daydreaming , picturing in my head i was cyclops from the x men, and i took my glasses off andmelted half her face off with laser beams..and took the next customer like nothing ever happened..... then I started laughing to myself ....and looked up and everybody was staring at me like I was nuts lol

    I always create scenarios in my head and start laughing for no reason.


    I just wanted to share my take on how stupid the mall is...u gotta be a real idiot to spend your beard on this bull****
     
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  2. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jun 12, 2016
    Get another job.
     
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  3. 83837477
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    Jun 12, 2016
    Great post! I hate people who s--- at walking who get in your way at the mall and all the family who scream at they kids
     
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  4. Rebel★Che
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

    Jun 12, 2016
    Malls use to be fun place to socialize, now everyone's on their phones n shiz. My friend low key piss me off when I'm talking and she checks her phone for some....random dude she winds up complaining about anyway...and she always almost runs into people cause she reading texts

    and I swear if people don't get their kids....like I really want to be an a------ and just stand in the way of kids running like they're on a track field. If they fall over, they'll just fall over.
     
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  5. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Jun 12, 2016
    The thread reminded me of this masterpiece dawn-of-the-dead-1978.jpg
     
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  6. CallMeSas
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    Jun 12, 2016
    Occupation: d--- dealer
     
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  7. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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  8. Rebel★Che
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

    Jun 12, 2016
    d---, mods pulled up real fast

    lmao at a comment on there 'everyone but me is a r-----ed animal'
     
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