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Hilariously this is the best thread in a long time

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Pizza Hut said

@LifeSXN

i did it
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how big was her d-ck? Grower or shower?

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I havent seen @joeyp363 post in a while either

Maybe joey catfished him

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OH YEAH WE 69D HOW DID I FORGET THAT LMAOOO, THAT WAS ANOTHER FIRST THAT I LIKED

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this was the first time ive been with a girl since i lost 40 pounds so this also helped immensely with my self confidence

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RG9 said

Taking bets

Option A: Girl was a catfish & severely overweight but he still finished in 10 seconds & is too embarrassed to talk about it. Odds 1/2

Option B: Catfished, r---d & killed. Odds 2/1

Option C: Pussied out & still a virgin. Odds 1/1

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Option D: Joeyp got him

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didn't read the rest of the thread

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Oct 24, 2018
And don't be bummed out when u see her face without the filters just drink Some and dim down the lights and you'll be fine

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Penis goes in the left ear, don't forget

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Pizza Hut said

@LifeSXN

alright so to clear up some questions, yes this was the first time we met, she invited me to her house before she even spoke with me, and then i surprise called her on discord a night or two before cuz i wanted to hear what she sounded like, and talked for 3 hours and it went well, and then i snapped her the day of asking if she had condoms, and she told me i should bring some and that i can spend the night if i want

so i get to her house and i meet her at her front door with 2 large cokes from mcdonalds in my hands, and she takes hers and we walk inside and her whole family is like perfectly lined up in the kitchen, it seriously looked like a poster for a new family sitcom lmao, but we didnt really stick around downstairs for more than 20 seconds, just really quick words to them and i pet a dog or two

we go upstairs to her room and she has a ton of cool s--- like a dope computer setup and things on her walls and swords, so were just making banter about her s--- and it leads to me getting my 3ds out cuz shes into nerd s--- like me, so we lay down in her bed and shes in my arms watching my screen as we just go through s---, and shes very comfy, ive never had a thicc girl like this before, it felt pretty good, much better than the skinnier girls id been with so that was a revelation!

eventually she gets her bong out and gets me to smoke with her and we start playing mario party for the switch and i never got my hands on one before so that was a cool plus for me, and i actually ended up winning the first game we played (and the only) so she was like giving me the f--k me eye, so we shut the lights off and turned trailer park boys on so we could get more comfortable in bed, and we probably spent a good hour just watching it platonically together even though i was behind her feeling her a--- and the likes

then at some point she reaches her hand back and starts grabbing my d-ck, and she turns to face me and we start making out all while shes still going ham on my d-ck through my pants, so i take them off and she gets on top of me in her panties and she takes her bra off and leans down so i can s--- on her ti--ies, and shes riding me with our underwear on, and she asks what i want her to do

and im not the hugest fan of blowjobs because ive never really gotten a good one before, and ive never been able to c-m from one so i sorta just write them off a little bit, but she was telling me how good it looked and i could just tell she wanted to s--- some d-ck so i encouraged her and she gave me head, and it doesnt feel bad dont get me wrong, its just a little awkward feeling and in my experience skin with lube feels a lot better honestly, like a handjob or footjob (and im slightly afraid that i caused this desensitization because of how good i got at jack--- o--, and i dont do it like normal people always do it, ive never used lube i just like the friction that skin gives)

but shes sucking my d-ck and its hot and she gives me a look like "what now" and i tell her to get back on top of me, and i tell her like "lemme get inside you without a condom for a second" and shes like "ookayy, just for a second though", and this was the moment boys, she slid my d-ck in her so far in her wet a--- warm p---- and it felt good! she just let me get a few pumps in before she got off and i told her to get my backpack so i could get a condom

i get the condom and i give it to her to open and she puts it on me and its exciting, and she sits back on it for a little while but it feels a little awkward to me even though shes reacting like a pornstar, and it was dark so it was hard to tell where her opening was so idk if i was in it perfectly or why i felt a lil strain on my d-ck but she was enjoying herself so ill let her have it

then she gets off me and lays back on her back and she wraps her legs behind me and ive never f----- before so this position was a little intimidating for me especially with how thick this girls thighs are, but i actually had a really easy time getting it in her and it feeling right this time, so i f----- her missionary for a pretty good amount of time, like it didnt really slip it out more than twice and i was just trying to get my rhythm down and see what she liked, and i was pumping her and she was actually going nuts lol, like idk if all girls do this when they have sex but she was wriggling around and moaning and actually looked like she was being exorcised which is the hottest thing ive ever seen irl and i want more of that immediately lmao

it did feel good but in the 20 mins or so i never felt like i was gonna c-m, but i f----- the s--- out of her and im pretty sure she had an orgasm or two so she was like "we can take a break if you need to rest you know" and so we just laid back down and we were hot and sweaty but not in a gross way, it was pure pheromones and testosterone, and we just caught our breath and laid in bed naked together with the blankets off us, and then some time went by and i asked if she had lube, and she was probably thinking i wanted to do anal or something (cuz she was already soaked, thered be no need for lube if we were just gonna keep doing vaginal), but she gives me a smile and looks through her closet, and she cant find any lube so im like alright, i tell her to take her socks off and she sees what im getting at now and asks if coconut oil will work, and im like yes ofc

so she rubs coconut oil on one of her soles and and some on my d-ck, and she starts pumping my d-ck with her right foot while her left foots in my face and im sucking her toes and licking, and still to this day, i think this is my preferred way og getting off, like i think its superior to a blo-jo- or handjob, im just not sure if i like it more than sex though, i dont really think its fair to make that comparison until i get to hit it raw for a longer amount of time, cuz i think that could take the cake (condoms take a lot of feeling away for me im assuming, or it could just be that it was a s-----y gas station 3 pack and other condoms are a lot better)

anyway her feet taste good and shes rubbing them on my face on my mouth and wiggling her toes and she had so much hot gooey spit that she kept adding to my d-ck that feels good af and shes just being hot so i get close to c-mming, and even though i couldve done it right then, if i came that night i wanted it to be in her, even if i was wearing a condom, so i tell her to give me my backpack again and she puts another condom on me

this time i tried to f--k longer with her on me since i did most of the work when we did missionary, so i wanted to see if this on top s--- felt any better or worse or got a different reaction out of her, but she tries to get on me and we got it in a few times but mostly she just kept guiding it in but it wouldnt feel right, or it would slide out, so there was some technical difficulties for a good minute and then i sort of lost it cuz she kept bumping her a--- into it, but we laughed it off and we just watched more trailer park boys

that was basically the meat of the night, we did end up turning the lights back on and showing eachother some music and youtube videos and it was fun boys, when we laid back down and decided to go to bed, i spooned her all night and i was comfortable but i couldnt sleep (which isnt that abnormal, i have circadian rhythm disorder), so that was just a boring 6 or however many hours, but i was pretty content just having a pretty girl sleeping in my arms so it didnt matter

at one point in the morning before we got up (it was still dark), i turned my back to hers to try to sleep on my right since thats what i normally do, and she f--king turned around and took my role, and i whispered "a-are you big spooning me" and she was like "yeah lol" so that was cute, i was with it

then we stayed in bed for the majority of the second day, cuz she tried to go downstairs to get an orange to eat and when she ate one slice it made her feel sick af and she actually had to run to the bathroom two different times cuz she was gonna throw up, so her stomach was feeling bad and she didnt know how to fix it, but i was like rubbing her feet while we were watching the office and when we laid back in bed so she could rest her stomach she gave me them and told me to keep rubbing cuz it takes some of her mind off her stomach, so with that logic i asked if she wanted me to eat her out, and she was flattered and shes like "id normally never turn this down but i feel too bad right now", and she kept apologizing about how shes sorry for this bad timing and she never gets sick like this and she hopes this doesnt make a bad first impression of her, and it wasnt really a big deal like she was making it, i was happy to just be there in good company, so we just really chilled in bed all day until an hour and a half before my ride was supposed to get me

so all the while were in bed im still caressing her and touching her butt and thighs and i just tell her to give me her feet again, and so she sits in the same position she did the night before and she just rubs me through my pajamas (hers) for a while, then through my boxers, then with my d-ck out, and im still doing my thing with her other foot in my face, and i still havent c-m the whole time ive been at this girls house and im not about to leave with my balls full so i tell her to get on her stomach and have her feet at the edge of the bed, and i get on my knees and s--- her toes and kiss her feet and lick her soles while i jack o-- since thats how ive always ended up having to c-m with all the past girls, and i get close and i ask if i can c-m on her feet and she shakes her head yes and that was all i needed, i came all over her soles and it was actually a lot, i was always a lil worried about having a small load but this was perfectly how i wanted it, and its the hottest thing ive ever done and the first time i came on a girls feet which has always been a huge fantasy for me, so thats almost as big as losing my virginity tbh keh

anyway when i came she swung over and kissed me and kept telling me how good everything felt and then she cleaned her feet off and i got dressed to wait for my ride since they were gonna be there soon, so we just sat at her desk and watched the office more while we waited, and she rested her head on my shoulder and lap and stuff like that which was cute, then my mom got there so she made sure i had everything i brought with me and she gave me another kiss and then she walked me down and her family was like perfectly back in the same places they were when i showed up lmao, idk if they rehearsed this or what but its really bizarre (and again, really no words between me and her family, i just wave bye)

so on the way home i snap her without a caption (just one of those snaps where youre playing music and you record the passenger window), and when i get home i see that she snapped me back so i see what she said and she sent me three snaps in a row being like "sorry im the literal worst" "i really had a fun time with you im sorry i was so boring and i was too sick to do anything, i wanna see you again soon" "when im not sick and throwing up lol", so that was good enough for me, i was a little curious to see if she would ghost me after this and move on to another tinder match or what, because i dont know her dating / one night stand habits, i dont know how often she does this or with how many people or the latest time she had someone over before me, etc, but i sort of get the vibe that shes not just having other people over inbetween now and when we chill again? that could be wrong, and im not setting my hopes too high cuz idek if i wanna be with her like that, but she is pretty cool and i wouldnt mind having her to myself for a while

i was hoping to f--k again and use my last condom before i left because i realized it would be easier during the day since the light and i really wanted to f--k her doggystyle with me standing and her at the edge of the bed since that looked much easier and like i could go longer and make her c-m, but anywho, she said she wants to chill again when shes feeling better so im assuming that could mean sometime next week, maybe halloween since she was looking for something to do, but well see what happens and how it all works out, i had a good first experience, with tinder, with sex, just actually going out of the house and taking a chance, i feel pretty good about myself

thanks for following boyz, appreciate the support, ill take any questions you have ^w^
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I have so many questions

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d---, you would think sucking on toes would be healthy

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Fire Squad said

Idk if lightning can strike twice like this gem but f--k it better than another political thread.

Stories full of 90% lies incoming
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Sleepyghost about to make a comeback with the "i accidentally f----- my sister" thread

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Xmipod said

I havent seen @joeyp363 post in a while either

Maybe joey catfished him
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Nah I don’t catfish I catFUCK.

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Oct 25, 2018
www.dailymail.com/young-male-found-dead-after-tinder-date.html

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Oct 24, 2018
Also beware of trannies

@joeyp363

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I f--- with tattooed women idgaf they're hot

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Aww she’s gonna pop ur cherry

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Drink as much as you like while you still have two kidneys

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tfw you sell drugs and ya first tinder date is like "my dads a cop i love him so much haha anyone who says f--- the police is dumb lol!"
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