Best Posts: first tinder date

  1. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Oct 26, 2018
    and she doesnt know that i was a virgin prior to this and she really looked like she was enjoying what i was giving her so at what point do i tell her she was my first? do i do that or do i keep the potential illusion that im experienced for awhile until / unless we start dating or something
     
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  2. Kevin
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    Kevin Migo

    Oct 26, 2018
    So you can do the four finger shuffle you f---ing freak?
     
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  3. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 25, 2018
    i reckon pizza hut went and f----- her and stopped posting
     
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  4. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 25, 2018
    gratz my man, hope it went well.
     
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  5. attila
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    Oct 25, 2018
    Option C
     
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  6. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Oct 25, 2018
    £100 on "B".
     
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  7. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 25, 2018
    I hope Pizza Hut is ok.
     
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  8. Allis Mines
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Is she autistic?
     
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  9. Allis Mines
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    Oct 24, 2018
    Beware of the catfish. Had a girl come round the other night who was 20kgs more than she looked in her photos.
     
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  10. joeyp363
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    Jun 20, 2019
    I’m pretty sure this guys girlfriend is @dna hits
     
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  11. Kevin
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    Kevin Migo

    Jan 2, 2019
    I highly doubt you went from virgin to a--- f---ing and lemon party this fast. If you did, go take a bath.
     
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  12. Kevin
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    Kevin Migo

    Dec 31, 2018
    @Green Pidgey did you die from strep? What's the update?
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 29, 2018
    @Pizza Hut post of the year
     
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  14. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    And don’t keep texting her 24/7 trust me
     
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  15. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    There’s no need to tell her that at all. On another note, stop with the whole “if/when we start dating” s---. That’s the quickest way to get ghosted or friend zoned
     
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  16. Zebedee
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    Zebedee Banned

    Oct 26, 2018
    You s----d her toes? You’re sick man
     
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  17. 6ix9ineWithThe9
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    Oct 26, 2018
     
    #96
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  18. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Oct 26, 2018
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  19. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 26, 2018
    any chance she just wanted sum pizza delivered?
     
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  20. attila
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    Oct 25, 2018
    Please be explicit
     
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