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Eminem Funny Eminem Lines

Started by psychokid, Apr 16, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. psychokid
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    psychokid

    Apr 16, 2015
    i see this section is going to mainstream so i created this thread.
    Post your favourite funny Em lines off each songs.
    Here's mine:
    -I just remembered that I'm absent minded. Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it/ I told doc I need a change in sickness, so i gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis -c-m On Everybody
    -Dumpin your dead body inside of a f---ing trash can with more holes than an afghan -JDGAF
    -I wanted an album so rugged nobody can touch it / Spent a million a track, now i'm over my budget Now in the f--- am I supposed to get out of debt? I Can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet -
    SDGAF
     
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  2. 1ts ok4y
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    1ts ok4y

    Apr 16, 2015
    I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
    that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos

    Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln
    Other than your husband's f---ing brains that were leaking
    How'd you think that play was this weekend?

    I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother
    I'd still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her
    And have a son and a new brother at the same time
    And just say that it ain't mine
     
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  3. psychokid
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    psychokid

    Apr 16, 2015
    i dont know but i always found this line funny as f---!
    I fell through the glass doors, started causinga scene; Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
     
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  4. 1ts ok4y
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    1ts ok4y

    Apr 16, 2015
    Go go gadget d-ck!
     
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    Holy Water

    Apr 16, 2015
    shove a gerbil in your a--- through a tube
     
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    Holy Water

    Apr 16, 2015
    What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d-ck?
     
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 16, 2015
    All of em
     
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  8. Peter Parker
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    Peter Parker your boy

    Apr 16, 2015
    Marshall you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, g.d. xD

    Gets me every time
     
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    Section80

    Apr 16, 2015
    A lot of good ones on SSLP
     
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    DanielFreitas

    Apr 16, 2015
    You want me to watch my mouth? How?
    Take m f---ing eyeballs out and turn 'em around?

    :laff:
     
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    rapmusik 4

    Apr 16, 2015
    "Bleed b----, bleed!"

    hilarious
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Apr 16, 2015
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
     
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    Webber Unbanned

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    I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother, I'd still f--- her with no rubber and come inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, WHAT'S MY NAME?
     
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