Funny s--- you've done while drunk/cooked whatever

Started by SHUDEYE, Sep 22, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    Cooked is like a term for m---, fried is a term for acid, and other than the first two none of those are even drug terms
     
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  2. rapmusik
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    Sep 22, 2015
    I thought we were talking about food
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    f---ing Canadians and your s-----y Canadian humor
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    you of all people cannot diss anyone's humour
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Watch out guys, we have a professional.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    Racist

    Nerd
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    You Canadian?

    :daps:
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    yes :emoji_thumbsup:

    anyone want skippy's mom's number
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    :sad3:
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    :plusbot:
     
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Sep 22, 2015
    On the last day of school senior year, a friend of mines grandparents randomly decided that they'd go to Tahoe so she decided to throw a party at her house. I went, got drunk af, had to walk home at like 2am which wasn't that bad since her house is only like a half a mile away from mines but I walked straight into a van parked in a drive way, alarm went off so i instinctively started to run. Fell like 4 times, ran into walls and s---. Woke up the next morning with a bunch of cuts & bruises like I had gotten into a brawl the night before or some s--- lol
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    Graduation week, s--- lol...

    Got hammered and took selfies with the campus cops when we had a 12 pack stashed like 4 feet away, rode bicycles around sports authority, drove around town under conditions no one should drive on, etc

    Edit: just to be 100% factual, i myself was not in the selfie as i started walking away when the cops came
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    Murdered my parents lmao
    It was hilarious they were so confused :laff:

    lol
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 22, 2015
    One time i told finessing to murder his parents and he did it the absolute madman hahahahah!!!!
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    A bunch of drugged/drunk related stories.

    Once when we were all very drunk we decided to run on top of a huge line of cars that were parked one behind the other. Alarms went off like crazy. And that was downtown. We then sprinted back to my friends apartment where i passed out shortly after.

    Another time i needed to withdraw some money so we stopped at the bank. Had a huge urge to pee. I pissed right on the floor in the bank.

    Once we stole 2 cases of 24 beers from the corner store and ran like 2 idiots holding a box each to a friends house which was 2 blocks away. Next day we passed in front of the store and there was a picture of us on the front door.

    Another time we rented a camping spot for the weekend. Later that night when most people were sleeping, we went to the lake, cut the ropes off 2 pedal boats and went for a cruise. We thought it would be funny to ride 4 on top of a pedal boat so we actually left the other one in the middle of the lake.

    Many other stupid stuff i can't think of right now. I have a lot more embarassing stories than funny ones tbh lol. Fourtunatley i stopped doing drugs years ago.
     
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    Sep 22, 2015
    You're a total f-- for that. I can't stand when people vandalize others cars cause of some dumb s---, you should punch yourself in the d-ck.
     
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    Sep 23, 2015
    pretty much anything that comes out of my mouth when I'm drunk is f-----

    i also always end up on the ground, for one reason or another, at various points in the night

    I pretty much drink for free whenever i go out because of it
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    Sep 23, 2015
    um
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 23, 2015
    Cyreides swoopin in the DMs as we speak
     
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  20. Cyreides
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    Sep 23, 2015
    i hate being out of the loop w/ slang s--- like this
     
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