German m'fers come here and give me advice (genuine question).

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  1. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jan 7, 2023
    I'm traveling through Europe next month and I've got ONE NIGHT in both Cologne and Berlin. Arriving at 4pm and leaving at 10am the next day.

    Serious question, what do I do to make the most of those hours as possible?
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Jan 7, 2023
    Wtf is cologne ? Never heard of that
     
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    Brother dont google things like what do germans do. Its full of bs
    I tell you what real germans do all the time
    Go to mosque and pray in eastern direction
    Go eat a döner kebab and drink an ayran drink
    Go to hookah bar and talk about if the earth is flat or not with your homies
    But dont be loud or something at 10pm or you get snitched on by your neighbor and you got to jail 4 life
    Have fun in germany habibi
     
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    @icecube btw good places i know in köln are for example kölnberg and ostheim really beautiful
     
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jan 7, 2023
    Berlin was the worst city I’ve visited but good luck!
     
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    Be ware of hairy fannys
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    They call Köln colognia? :emoji_sweat_smile:
     
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    Cologne brother hahaha
     
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    Lmao still, why name a city to parfume

    It's Köln! I hate it when people call foreign cities totally different than how they are called
     
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    I dunno man it has very nice places for example tempelhof, neukölln, marzahn and zehlendorf
     
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jan 9, 2023
    I was mostly venturing around the city, just found the people to be rude & not much to look at apart from the cool WW2 memorials
     
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