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Getting a girlfriend

Started by Groovy Tony, May 2, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

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I Am Daddy said

LIT
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ITS LITTY.

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To get a gf all u gotta do is rub baby girl's kneecaps and ur in 4 life. TRUST ME

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I Am Daddy said

To get a gf all u gotta do is rub baby girl's kneecaps and ur in 4 life. TRUST ME
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or massage her back
holy moly
and buy her s---, spend all your money on her

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I Am Juicy said

or massage her back
holy moly
and buy her s---, spend all your money on her
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RIDE FOR HER
DIE FOR HER
DON'T LIE TO HER
PROVIDE FOR HER

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I Am Daddy said

RIDE FOR HER
DIE FOR HER
DON'T LIE TO HER
PROVIDE FOR HER
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this the realest thing i ever read daddy

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Groovy Tony said

I've never had a girlfriend because I was never the social butterfly and I didn't have much confidence in high school. Now I'm in college, I feel ready to start searching. How did you guys find/get girlfriends? I was thinking about using Tinder but idk if its used more than just for hookups
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You don't f---ing need one bro. They're all whores. You can do everything right and sloots will sloot. Get your nut from these sluts and kick them to the curb. Remember it's HOH2K16

f--- em, dump'em love'em leave'em....cus you don't f---ing need'em.

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I Am Juicy said

and buy her s---, spend all your money on her
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this is the dumbest s--- ever

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JFK said

IMPORTANT: It's not about "actively searching" for a girlfriend. You need to focus on personal self improvement and women will notice.

Working out + daily exercise is above all, most important. This will skyrocket your confidence, genuinely make you happier, and keep you healthy for life. Eat healthy. Don't go on a diet, change your eating habits forever. Opt for salads, stop buying junk food. Stop drinking soda. Even if you're in good shape now, make sure this becomes a lifelong habit. Do it for yourself. If you feel good, people will notice.

Say yes to everything, especially in college. Go out and do things. This is the only way to meet people (and eventually a girlfriend). Go to events and join groups that interest you. Chances are, there will be girls there. Guess what, now you have something to talk about.

Groom yourself. Get a haircut regularly. Shave. Floss. Cut your fingernails. Pluck your nose hairs. Pay attention to details. Dress better (check out Men's Fashion on Pinterest, seriously). Become handsome.

Talk to EVERYONE. Just do it. Your teachers, the guy sitting next to you in class, the cashier at a restaurant, the old man across the street, the cute girl at the party. Even if you're just saying hi. A simple "How are you today?" can go a long way. People love talking about themselves. Make it a habit.

Smile all the time. Smile at people. Smile when you walk into a room. Avoid the "bad mood Kanye" face at all cost.

Become passionate about something. Whether it's art, travel, fitness, reading, local entrepreneurship, your major, etc. Find something unique that you love. Don't be the average guy with the same routine. Be interesting. Be open about it. Blog about it. Share it to Facebook. Share your passion with the world.

Stop masturbating regularly, and especially stop looking at p*rn. This kills your motivation (to do anything) and p*rn literally eats at your soul. You'll notice a spike in testosterone levels and confidence from abstaining from masturbation for even a few days. I'm not saying you have to stop completely, but lower your frequency to once every couple weeks.

It's not about competing with other guys. It's about competing with your former self. Become a better you.

Attracting women is now the easy part. Be direct. Entertain her. Joke with her. Make her smile. Treat her like a f--king person. Read social cues. Know when to quit trying. Don't invest all your time and attention into one girl. When texting, use proper grammar.

Most importantly, DON'T BE NEEDY. It's the number one turn off for women, period. Don't barrage her with texts. Don't be overly romantic. Texting her poems and things like "You're so beautiful" is gross and annoying. Don't take her on grandiose expensive first dates. Do something simple like drinks or just meeting up at a party. Show you have respect for yourself. You'll be happy if things work out or not. You're the only person in this world who determines your happiness.

Tinder/Bumble can help. You can read my Tinder guide here. Especially check out the post-match section, which can apply to situations outside of Tinder.

My last bit of advice, is don't get a girlfriend too quickly in college (or at all). You need to experience all different types of women before figuring out what/who you really want. Too many times I've seen an inexperienced guy fall for the first girl who showed him attention, only to regret wasting his time years later. College is about being free, discovering yourself, and meeting new people. Don't tie yourself down, especially when you're young. I spent virtually my entire college career in two different long term relationships, and I've spent the last 3 years finally being single, making up for lost time.
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major co-sign, @Groovy Tony getting a girlfriend in college is easy, but I wouldn't go there. As almost everyone said you should go out with different girls, not just one girl, because you will be dissapointed. Try to have fun with it!
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this is the dumbest s--- ever
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this is why you single my mans

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I Am Juicy said

this is why you single my mans
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im not tho

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Soldier said

im not tho
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dont lie to me

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@JFK goat post. Showed the fiancé

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I Am Juicy said

Im a single girl. Taking applications immediately. Black guys only pls tyvm.
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are we twins bc same

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@Jaya @I Am Juicy meet @TimmyT

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captain awesome said

@JFK goat post. Showed the fiancé
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Did she appreciate or criticize my wisdom

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Did she appreciate or criticize my wisdom
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She didn't cosign posting s--- on Fb lol

Otherwise ya

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captain awesome said

@Jaya @I Am Juicy meet @TimmyT
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Hi bb

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If you have great pick up lines you got nothing to worry about.....if not get to googling some.

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The Mack said

If you have great pick up lines you got nothing to worry about.....if not get to googling some.
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This is like the worst advise ever

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