Sep 9, 2017

ok

are we really analyzing this man's chin rn

really

 

Jan 13, 2016

"Yeah mimi s--- on those tities and smack that a---, show emo whos boss" said Koolo as he viewed the private cam show. Its been a month since Narsh was put down and everything was suddenly getting better. The odor was finally subsiding and S80 had nearly doubled in activity. Even though Narsh couldn't of been behind the conspiracy it was obvious the forum was better off without him and the Young Thug spam. The success was overwhelming and Koolo decided he needed a staff. He brought back Slyk and Mike Tyson but decided he couldn't trust the others. Big Country didn't take it well and had a melt down. Turns out his job as mod was his only responsibility in life, which made sense considering how serious he was about it. Koolo couldn't take any chances though. His forum was finally taking off and Slyk had just announced 2.0 was ready for launch.

Suddenly drama loomed in Off Topic as Mano and GRS were in an intense argument. They traded insults back an forth for
3 pages before things got weird. The heated clash suddenly appeared to turn into flirting.. "ok fine i pick on you because i like you" Mano confessed. Apparently Mano had a huge crush on GRS and finally the apparent obsession made sense. Looking back it was pretty obvious. They were constantly leaving eachother statues and derailing threads with their unsual banter. No one thought twice though or cared about the fling because Mano had been irrelevant and boring for years. No offense.

People did care about 2.0 though and it was finally time. "None of yall are ready for this s---.. I just watched emo and mimi
eat each others a--- but then i saw 2.0 and thats when I came" declared a satisfied Koolo. "Go ahead and start the countdown, Slyk"
he continued. 5 minutes passed.. "Slyk what the f---.. launch it n-----".. Still no word from Slyk. A impatient Koolo went to
check the staff section for an update. His heart begun to race as he couldn't seem to find the staff section. It appeared it was
happening again. Another section deleted into thin air. It was much more then that though. Koolo was now in full panic as he realized
he was no longer an admin of the site. Before he could process what was happening he noticed a new thread titled "f--- you Koolo"

"You think you can just control me forever? You boss me around and tell me what to do and talk down to me like a child. You have me
working day and night on 2.0 and for what? I see you roaming around the forum like you're a king and here I am being your slave. Not once
did you stop and say hey without Slyk the forum wouldn't exist. Instead you sit there and give me orders. I tried to post something one day
and you told me I needed to get back to work cause the forum is waiting. So I did and the next couple weeks I busted my a--- on 2.0. When I was done you told me it wasn't good enough and I needed to start over. I then made it so good and I was so proud of my work. I knew you would just take all credit for it though. I couldn't allow that to happen. I joined the Cool Cats and we created a massive group PM last month plotting this takeover. We deleted the thread and sections to create a distraction while I transferred all data to a new server. Now the forum belongs to us.

Welcome to Section Eighty 2.0"

2.0 was then launched and pandemonium filled Slyks thread. Most people thought it was a prank while others were just amazed at the new forum features. Koolo sat with a blank stare at the computer screen completely mind f-----. Before posting anything he started a group PM with Mike Tyson and Loyalty.

It all happened so fast. An entire community turned their back on a man who rescued them. When Rapbasment and Studioleaks shut down he saved them and gave them a new home. He was an unsung hero who was in need of his own hero now but no one offered a single hand. What could be done anyway? Slyk covered all his bases legally and the forum was technically his now. He contemplated how he would murder Slyk for hours before determining he would get caught. He had just told two people in a PM about it. Frustration and anger turned into despair and distress. Days passed and Slyk and the Cool Cats new reign was in full effect. Koolo still had not said a word to the masses but decided he would finally break his silence. He concluded it was the end and he had been defeated.He started to write his final farewell as he would retire from the forum. He didn't hold anything back as he was 5 paragraphs in. He talked about his journey as a King from the start and his favorite posters and moments and how much fun he had and how much he loved everyone. He didn't take any shots or hold any resentment towards the new regime. He was all positive and inspiring and wished the forum luck. His keyboard was covered in tears by the time he clicked post thread.

He sat back and watched to see how the forum would handle his farewell. The replies came in quick the somberness rolled in like a morning fog. The thread reached 3 pages in 10 minutes of people sharing their memories and goodbyes. Koolo started to feel joy and closure as he reminisced with his second family. Then out of nowhere came Slyk and the Cool Cats bombarded his final moment "No retirement threads allowed, locked" they declared. The thoughts of murder filled Koolos head again but quickly dismissed it and just accepted his fate. He went to click log out for the final time but he noticed his inbox had a message. He wanted to just ignore it but he knew he would forever wonder what it was, so he opened it. His whole demeanor rapidly changed and a sense of excitement and relief filled the air as he read..

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