Jun 1, 2022

CHAPTER 10:
certain parts of this chapter were modified as a result of a legal complaint filed by {REDACTED}
As I entered Gustavo's throne room, the smell of Liz Claiborne was overwhelming. The room was dark and I had no way to navigate. Then, tthe lights turned on
"Ahhhh Mr. Yeez, I've been expecting you. Mmmmmmm" Gustavo had... put on some pounds since the last time we'd seen him. He was indulged in a strange black liquid that smelled terrible. Thankfully for me, Gustavo had gotten so fat that his entire penis was obscured. "I've come to put an end to this!" I said angrily. Everything led up to this confrontation. JMG's retirement, Marsh's Death, the destruction of DuragSZN, everything. "Why did you do this Gustavo? Why?" Gustavo began to levitate

"It's hard being Gustavo Jax y'know. There are other Latino posters. Other Gay posters. But there is only one Gustavo. In the modern world, only the people at the top get the finest 16 year olds to themselves. It doesn't matter how many admins you have to assassinate, how many posters you need to indoctrinate, as long as you meet your goal. Now it is time to unveil the final part of my plan" The door behind us slowly opened

"Yeez, please welcome back the one and only {REDACTED}!!! I couldn't' t believe it. {REDACTED} was back. So all this time, Gustavo took down the entire forum, to take us back to degeneracy. I knew it was time to fight and prepared myself, I had never fought against {REDACTED} before, and with Gustavo's training who knew what his power level was. {REDACTED} came in.... and knocked me down with just one punch.

I was done. Gustavo's teachings of the pedophile master arts made {REDACTED} to difficult for me to take on. I began blacking out until I remembered what I was doing this for. The forum, even in this dying state was a community that deserved to live on. So with all of my strength, I got up. I pulled out my 2006 iPod and blasted my favorite FiveOh and Playwryte song. I was ready

Me and {REDACTED} began fighting. I remembered one of the teachings JMG told me once, which is to always know your enemy. So when {REDACTED} least expected it, I pulled out a footstool, and beat him over the head. {REDACTED} was done once and for good.

"{REDACTED}. My poor sweet {REDACTED}. I've had enough of you" said Gustavo as he proceeded to chase me around. I had no idea what I could do. Gustavo's pedophilic aura was too much for my body to fight against. Then suddenly, we heard a song. Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" began playing as a stairway to heaven showed up,
"Could it be? No, No, No, No!!!!" Gustavo screamed in fear. Then he exploded into dust, as if he never existed. I was confused, until I saw a man coming down the staircase. Very slowly I was able to figure out. who the figure was.

"My son," Koolo said "When I created every single poster, I made them in my own self image." "Maybe that wasn't for the best" he said while looking at {REDACTED} 's body. "But, for the most part it has worked" The reconstruction of SXN80, will be slow and gradual, but we will come back from this, "But Koolo, what do I do now?" I said. After JMG's retirement, and everything that had happened I had no idea how to go on. Koolo looked at me and laughed. "Just log off and come back tomorrow. Go outside for once, This forum isn't going anywhere". And as fast as he showed up, Koolo vanished. Me and Chrollo began to rebuild the forum as we were the only members willing to . Ialso decided to take Koolo's advice, and for the first time since all of this started I went and took a trip to Niagara Falls. The forum still needed an investigator however, and as long as I'm here they'll have one.

THE END

 

May 26, 2022

This is great dude. Lets work together on something. Appreciate you acknowledging JMG Day and not just using this platform for your own gain.

 

Jun 1, 2022

CHAPTER 9:
Carnisex and his superior, Grand Moff Wreckless were making plans to destroy the next forum in their list

Ricky and I barged in. Carnisex was ready and pulled out his lightsaber. Ricky however crossed his legs and began meditating. We all stood there dumbfounded as to what was happpening. Then it all made sense. I remember how Marsh once told me that with enough concentration, one could bring beings from other dimensions into ours. While I chalked it up to Marsh's r-----ed delusions back then, maybe he was right after all. Then out of nowhere a second ricky appeared.

Ricky and Ricky II (Ricky Balboa) proceeded to fight against Carnisex. Carni fought hard using his shitposter powers but it was no use. Ricky sacrificed himself by attaching a canibus mixtape to his chest. The mixtape was so fire that it detonated him alongside Carnisex. Ricky II and I interrogated Wreckless until he gave us the keys to the Death Star's reactor. In around 4 minutes we shut the laser off, saving the other forums from being destroyed. I knew there was no way out, so I made Ricky II leave with Ordinary Joel back to the forum. The decor on the base was incredibly disturbing especially when I saw the giant altar dedicated to Gustavo

I got to the door of Gustavo's throne room. As I opened the door, the last part of this investigation began.
TO BE CONTINUED

 

May 26, 2022

 

Sep 28, 2015

When Cy rekt'd himself

 

May 26, 2022

Waiting for the @LasiK & @FiveOh1 collab :Nerdboy: