May 31, 2022

CHAPTER 6:
Carnifex, Ricky and me made our way outside the Durag Lounge. Funkymonkey's troops had us surrounded. Funkymonkey hopped out of a military tank.
"All of you are to be summoned in front of DKC to decide your fates." funkymonkey said with his heavy lisp. Carnifex responded "DuragSZN will never bow down to someone like you. The durag brotherhood is strong and unbreakable." Then suddenly Jankland came in with a noticebaly more demonic look
"The SXN80 mod team has a lot in store for DuragSZN. Join us Carnise- I mean Carnifex, and we will ascend our brotherhood to the highest level". Carnifex seemed conflcited, misusing his influence. Then he made a decision."I accept" "Carnifex, what the f--- are you doing?" Ricky said. "If you're not with me you're my enemy." Carnifex said. "Only a shitposter deals in absolutes." I will do what I must, Ricky said as he pulled out his Durag adorned lightsaber. "You will try" Carnifex said

As Carnifex and Ricky began dueling, I snuck into Funkymonkey's tank. Luckily for me, he had a self destruction button in clear sight right next to his falsified "School of JMG" degree. The tank exploded, killing funkymonkeyand his troops. Carnifex was heavily burned in the explosion. Ricky looked at his fallen friend, "You were the chosen one! You were supposed todestroy the shitposters, not join them!". I informed Ricky that I was going to confront DKC while he dragged Jankland's unconcious body to discord therapy. I ran all the way to Saudi Arabia, in order to confront DKC once and for all.
TO BE CONTINUED

 

Jul 31, 2020

I feel like Rocky when he overcame all the hate from the Russians. If I can change.. then you can change then we can all change... I am going to my cabin soon to collect my thoughts. I will be back Monday.

 

Dec 27, 2015

I hope they respond to this. potential HOF right here

 

Nov 5, 2020

Guilty