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Has a bird ever sh1tted on you?

Started by ESKETIT, Jun 1, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

Has a bird ever sh---ed on you?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    8 vote(s)
    40.0%
  1. StuDan
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    StuDan

    Jun 1, 2015
    It has happened to me like 3 times :mjsosad:
     
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  2. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Jun 1, 2015
    No, I'm lucky :wayne::jr:
     
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  3. ESKETIT
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    ESKETIT RIP X

    Jun 1, 2015
    I hope you get sh---ed on one day
     
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  4. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Jun 1, 2015
    That's not a nice thing to hope :sad1:
    I hope you don't get sh---ed on anymore :khaled2:
     
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  5. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jun 1, 2015
    Got hit for the first time the other day. I was on my bike ride to work and went under a tree and got sniped on the hand out of nowhere. :lawd:
    I stopped and wiped the back of my hand on the grass, cursed the day I was born, and then kept on my way to work.

    Tweety MFer probably waitin up there for someone to pass under like :khaled2:
     
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  6. ESKETIT
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    ESKETIT RIP X

    Jun 1, 2015
    I feel you bro:khaled2:
     
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  7. Machiavelli
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    Machiavelli 'Scuze my French

    Jun 1, 2015
    On my friend, as recently as 2 hours ago, during street workout training ! Ahah !
     
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  8. JayEmGe
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    JayEmGe Funky Monk

    Jun 2, 2015
    I was living a perfect life for 17 years until that dark day I went to an amusement park. A seagull sh---ed right on my head, lucky for me though, I was at the water park area of the park and rinsed my hair with the showers
     
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  9. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jun 2, 2015
    When I was at the part if Disney world that has the star wars AT-ATs I walked under it and hopped on the speeder bike and a bird s--- on my neck down my shirt and I was like 12 f--- dat n-----
     
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  10. Jasmine
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    Jasmine

    Jun 2, 2015
    Yes unfortunately. We were having band sectional practice outside and it shat on me while I was trying to play All of the Lights.
     
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  11. threee
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    threee Rip

    Jun 4, 2015
    3 times this year.
    - when I was sitting in a tree after climbing it for parkour
    - when I was doing a fun run thing in the city
    - when I was sitting on a bench in the park
     
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