Have you ever been caught having Sex?

Started by Immy, Aug 15, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Yungeraserhead
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    Aug 19, 2015
    We laugh about it now but in the moment I was scared as f---. If they called my parents I would have been f-----.
     
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  2. Wreckless
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    Aug 19, 2015
    So you had a car when you were 15?
     
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  3. Apocalypse
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    Apocalypse I’m the G.O.A.T

    Aug 19, 2015
    Twice. :emoji_smirk: The other time I just made sure the others heard.
     
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  4. Yungeraserhead
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    Aug 19, 2015
    Gfs older
     
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  5. Wreckless
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    What?

    You clearly said that YOU parked YOUR car and that you were 15. Is the rest of your story invented too?
     
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  6. Suburban Scum
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    Suburban Scum Annihilator

    Aug 20, 2015
    No but one time when I was like 16 I was home getting pretty hungry so I asked my mom if she could get me fast food while she went out. While waiting I was casually texting my gf at the time one thing leads to another we end up sexting. Pics are received so I start to rub one out lol. Like an a------ I left my door unlocked and my mom never knocks next thing I knew the doors wide open and I'm caught like a deer in the headlights. She shuts the door I picked up my pants opened the door to see the food was waiting at the door.:mjsosad:
     
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  7. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    You should inquire
     
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  8. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    I've never been caught but whenever my girlfriend had her own apartment with room mates I always tried to make,as much noise as possible. The idea of getting caught excites me
     
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  9. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    @Robot stay lurkin
     
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  10. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Aug 20, 2015
    :hehehe3::rockyhmm:
     
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  11. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    Say it ain't so
     
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  12. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Aug 20, 2015
    HOLY f--- I'M ON THE TOILET READING THIS AND I'M HOWLING AHA AHAHA f--- LMAO
     
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  13. rapmusik
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    can imagine the girl being quiet af while you're moaning like a f---ing walrus
     
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  14. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    I'm mischievous, what can I say?
     
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  15. Immy
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    Aug 20, 2015
    You kinky b------ :kanyebeautiful:
     
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  16. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    Lmfao no man..:emoji_sob::emoji_sob::emoji_sob:..when I say noise I mean trying to make her moan or making the bed hit the wall..however roaring like a lion isn't a bad idea
     
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  17. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 20, 2015
    You gotta be..Noone likes having starfish sex :jordan:
     
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  18. Immy
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    Aug 20, 2015
    :lol3:
     
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  19. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

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    That,face lol..got me spitting out my lil grape juice
     
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  20. Yungeraserhead
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    Aug 20, 2015
    Then it was a mistake lol wtf? Why would I invent this story? But okay don't really care if you believe me or not just wanted to share a funny story!
     
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