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  1. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Oct 5, 2015
    they got the discovery channel don't they?
     
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    FLORIDA MAN

    Oct 5, 2015
    Yeah I didn't expect her to open her closet
     
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  3. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Oct 5, 2015
    I thought everybody was asleep, I was enjoying myself and then the next thing I hear is 'ssshhhhh' from the other room.
     
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  4. Jaya
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    Jaya

    Oct 8, 2015
    Kinda sorta
    I was on break from college staying with my mom and my room was next to hers. And I had gotten so used to living by myself I had to go for it even though I wasn't home alone. It was like 2am and I got so into it my headboard started moving a bit and then I hear my mom come in my room asking if I was okay cos she heard a noise. And there I am in the dark with my hands down my pants, casually talking to my mom and I told her no I was just coughing and that's why the headboard moved. Then she offered to bring me cough medicine and I had to decline bc I was scared she was gunna turn the light on :emoji_sob:
     
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  5. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 5, 2015
    I'm not sure. I might have but idk if I was so traumatised by it that I forced myself to forget it and it just seems like a blurry dream now and I'm not sure if it really happened or not
     
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  6. Mr Iglesias
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    Mr Iglesias

    Oct 5, 2015
    I'm a ninja in that aspect
     
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  7. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Oct 5, 2015
    Sort of. I was sharing an apartment with my little brother about ten years ago. I was jerking off in the living room in broad daylight to a porno movie when he wasn't home. All the sudden I heard his keys go in the front door. I immediately changed the channel and pulled my pants up. He basically just walked through and said whatsup for a minute or so then went to his room. Thank god he didn't try to shake my hand, cuz it was covered in lotion. :emoji_fearful:
     
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  8. rapmusik
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    rapmusik 4

    Oct 8, 2015
    if there's a thread about ejaculation or sex in general, you can always count on @Arch Dogg posting in it
     
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  9. Bree
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    Bree

    Oct 8, 2015
    My little brother caught me once and I had to bribe him with candy to make him shut up.... I just really hope he doesnt remember it when hes all grown up :emoji_neutral_face:
     
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  10. Skaff
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    Skaff Lit

    Oct 8, 2015
    No im a professional
     
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  11. RickGrimes
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    RickGrimes

    Oct 5, 2015
    This sounds like a story you don't want to tell :wtfno:
     
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  12. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Nov 8, 2015
    Never caught fapping, but caught with having a p--- website come up when someone used the search bar.

    You'd be surprised how common p--- was back in 2004-5-6, I remember trying to download music off of LimeWire and it was a 60/40 shot at getting p--- instead of music lol
     
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  13. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Nov 7, 2015
    This guy definitely has LOL
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  14. AvB
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    AvB

    Oct 8, 2015
    always double check after locking the door and then go ham :'(

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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 8, 2015
    :lmaooo:
     
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  16. ArthurDW
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    ArthurDW Mozes Rose

    Nov 8, 2015
    One time I was doing it under the blanket and my brother was playing a game that consisted of looking at me and trying to not be seen, he didn't really knew what masturbation was yet and at a moment exploded from laughing because I was "making weird faces"...
     
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  17. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Nov 8, 2015
    Limewire......man what a time it was back then...making a n----- feel all nostalgic and s--- :hovcry:
     
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  18. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Oct 5, 2015
    I used to be the same way. Jerking off with a dry hand would take me 15 minutes to get off. Switched to lotion and it takes me 3. Try it and you'll see the difference.
     
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  19. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Nov 8, 2015
    Gosh.. that's.. just.. so hot

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  20. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Nov 7, 2015
    A couple times :emoji_disappointed:
    It f---s up everything because it feels weird to continue after they leave, but it'll be the only thing you're thinking of for the next ten minutes.
     
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