Dec 10, 2015 I forgot it was called Call Me Maybe and genuinely thought this was an appreciation thread for that song haha
Dec 10, 2015 Bro in my Spanish class sophomore year we had to listen to a Spanish version of the song everyday for a month
Dec 10, 2015 Implying I didn't skip Spanish class every day Legit I skipped both years of Spanish missed over half the classes and both teachers liked me cuz I was respectful/calm because I was stoned and so they let me stay after on finals week and make my s--- up right there
Dec 10, 2015 Deadass to pass algebra 2 (and subsequently high school, as it was the only class I needed at that point) my teacher let me stay after and do a crossword puzzle cuz I was so bad at the math
Dec 10, 2015 Starts the song by acknowledging that his fiancée is ready for a kid Dedicates the entire 2nd verse to his "lil mission" of getting her pregnant and thanks God for bringing her into his life Proceeds to deal his d-ck like crack and nut on the front of peoples heads (not the ideal way to impregnate someone) during the hook