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Serious How do i get a girl to "go off" me?

Started by Immy, Oct 24, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 24, 2015
    its the only way off, trust me
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Oct 24, 2015
    i mean talking to her for 2 weeks
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 24, 2015
    :sweatt: I will TRY this but if it doesn't work im gonna leak ur nudes fam.

    @Michael Myers I'll follow your advice if this fails
     
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  4. Guma
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    Guma

    Oct 24, 2015
    @6mmy the p---- destroyer :sweatt:
     
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  5. Xmipod
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    Oct 24, 2015
    Tell her to make you a sandwich
     
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  6. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Oct 24, 2015
    Just give her really bad d-ck b
     
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  7. Immy
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    Oct 24, 2015
    :thankful: She's offered to cook for me already
     
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  8. Bojack
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    Oct 24, 2015
    She'll do this subconsciously :emoji_smirk:
     
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  9. Immy
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    Oct 24, 2015
    I can do that.. it's my speciality :kglaugh:
     
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  10. Guma
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    Oct 24, 2015
    I told yall p---- destroyer right there. I know one when I see one. :hard:
     
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  11. Immy
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    Oct 24, 2015
    :sad2: I've been re-evaluating my relationships/girls slept with recently. I need to calm the f--- down, I've become an a------ lmao
     
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  12. Wreckless
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    Wreckless

    Oct 24, 2015
    :wtf2wtf:

    f--- her while you have the chance.
     
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  13. Guma
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    Oct 24, 2015
    After you are done with her do the hotline bling dance on her. :sweatt:
     
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  14. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Oct 24, 2015
    Lie and tell her about how much you like some other chick. If that doesn't work than you might have to tell her straight up that she's kind of smothering you and if she can give you some space.
     
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  15. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Oct 24, 2015
    Dont wash your d-ck for days then make her s--- the s--- out of it. :lmaooo:

    When shes down there and smells something funny, just grab your hand and keep here there.:westbrook3:

    Just dont keep her there too long, might vomit on your d-ck or somethin :whoa:
     
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  16. Immy
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    Oct 24, 2015
    I don't want to... the repercussions aint worth it
     
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  17. RockstarX3000
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    RockstarX3000 I missed my one year anniversary :'

    Oct 24, 2015
    Stan yourself
     
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  18. Immy
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    Oct 24, 2015
    jesus christ.

    I never wash anyway s---'s looking like black pudding :emoji_wink: :emoji_wink:
     
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    Wreckless

    Oct 24, 2015
    [​IMG]

    Jk. Well, if you say so.
     
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  20. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 24, 2015
    smh either f--- her or tell her to f--- off. :503:
     
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