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How do you start your mornings?

Started by Deadpool, Aug 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 2, 2017
    I find a source of caffeine and watch the news.
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Silk pajamas and Miraval to the face
     
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  3. Antman
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Beat my meat, smoke a joint, shower then work
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    ur wlcm deadpool
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    cocaine and green tea
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    I don't
     
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  7. Clive
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    Aug 2, 2017
    I got to take a s--- usually within 10 minutes of waking up. I'll take a s---, wash my face, rinse out hair. Then put clothes on and go eat breakfast.

    Unless I'm sleeping in, I'll be stupid and keep setting my alarm for every 5 mins...so yeah I slept in an hour or 2 but it was a terrible broken sleep because of my habbits. But for work I'm up usually 6:45 AM, on days off or vacation I try to be up by 8/8:30 so I don't lose the day. If I sleep in (broken alarm system as described) I'm usually out of bed by 9:30 or 10.
     
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  8. tomroe93
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Go through social media (Snapchat/Instagram/Twitter/Facebook, usually in that order), then take a shower and eat, or eat and then take a shower, depending on how hungry I am
     
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  9. eddie313
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    Aug 2, 2017
    I always start off the day with Cold Wind Blows from Recovery...its the intro to life
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    do you do that before or after you dress the drugged women
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Lol you dont think I dont know u s--- d-ck Tyler?
     
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    1999

    Aug 2, 2017
    I'm just a mean c--- sucker
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    is my birthday

    national holiday
     
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  14. Worm
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    Aug 2, 2017
    I wake up and hit the snooze button. Usually do this at least 1 more time.

    Then I go to work. I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.
     
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  15. Deadpool
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    Aug 2, 2017
    I want your job
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    U sound like an organized person

    Bunnies can't swim

    Role model of the month
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
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  18. Mudkip
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    Aug 2, 2017
    well this morning i jolted up out of my sleep because my heart burn was so bad, luckily i had an empty plastic cup on my table in front of me so i grabbed it and i threw up into it and it made me feel better

    wake up cuz of heart burn, pee (and throw up if i have to), go back in bed and check snapchat and instagram, sometimes facebook, deviantart, youtube etc if im really lazy, but if not ill go on my computer to do that, and when i get up to use my computer i get a cup of soda and the rest of my day basically takes place at my desk unless i decide to go out
     
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up tired af, turn on tv and play music, brush teeth and take a s---/piss then smoke sum weed get high af and eat breakfast
     
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  20. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Aug 2, 2017
    I'm no doctor, but waking up to throw up into a cup because of heartburn isn't normal. Might want to check into some heartburn medicine or change your diet


    :lol3:
     
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