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  1. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jul 13, 2017
    and if its not working after 5 minutes go ahead and gently attempt to put your penis in her rectum
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jul 13, 2017
    Is a simple "start working out" not a good suggestion?:dwight:

    no?




    :jordan:
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jul 13, 2017
    @FBG President just kidding man idk what to tell u
     
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  4. FBG President
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    FBG President Super super

    Jul 13, 2017
    Brief TL; DR

    23, never had a GF
    Unattractive (probably more than my friends let on or I care to think)
    Good hygiene, well dressed (so people say)
    2-3 years on multiple apps with 0 real success

    Other things to briefly add

    College grad
    Nice job
    Better car
    Very social
    0 confidence with women tho
     
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  5. Buu
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    Buu

    Jul 13, 2017
    Is it me, or do you guys have more lucking picking up females you weren't going after than girls you were going after?

    i feel when i don't try or care i end up with something. It just sounds like you're putting too much effort into this. Some things just happen naturally, work on yourself rest will come
     
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  6. Mano
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    Mano

    Jul 13, 2017
    @ me you ugly 3rd world c----
     
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  7. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jul 13, 2017
    The OP should get a tattoo that extends over his belly and goes down to just above his d-ck... Then just never wear a shirt. When girls ask to see it, say it was for his fiancee who died of cancer... And tell them that they used to have mind blowing sex for hours at a time... Soak the mattress so much they had to flip it over to sleep... Then say the only reason he doesn't have a gf ia because he misses her so much.
     
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  8. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jul 13, 2017
    Powerful
    :wow5:
     
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  9. attila
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    attila

    Jul 13, 2017
    No doubt.
     
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  10. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 13, 2017
    Until they see what we talk about lol
     
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  11. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 13, 2017
    @FBG President overthinking it is seriously ur biggest issue here
     
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  12. Vahn
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    Vahn butterfly jewels beauty

    Jul 13, 2017
    Just live your life m8, stressing out like this will get you absolutely no where. Love will happen when it does, searching for a relationship doesn't make much sense at all.
     
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  13. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jul 13, 2017
    I don't give a f--- what people think of me in this thread. For @FBG President to title the thread "how f----- am i" Its clear his dad probably hasn't handled the situation in the best matter for that to be his first thought. And I'm not gonna have f---in gay c---- online actin high and mighty to me for doin so. All I'm sayin ia don't make whether you've ever had a gf or not by the age of 23 the be all and end all of life. The title alone shows he's gotten the wrong idea
     
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  14. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Jul 13, 2017
    @TimmyT can hook u up with someone. It will cost ya though.
     
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  15. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jul 13, 2017
    ofc you're not trying to find your life partner when ur young having a girlfriend in your teens and early 20s is goat & fun af sry you never had that but u in denial tbr embarassing move by his dad but not really the wrong one depends how he addressed op in the conversation
     
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  16. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jul 13, 2017
    You should start doing open mics at comedy clubs with a persona of an a------ misogynist womanizer.

    This will get you more comfortable in your own skin, introduce you to a new culture of people... Women will constantly confront you for being a jerk... Then you can be all, "look, it's just a stage persona... I'm a really good guy, you just got to get to know me."

    You'll start meeting so many chicks that fall in love with you when they find out you are a nice guy with your stuff together... You'll actually become the a------ women user you pretend to be on stage to the point that you start to hate yourself and want to go back to the guy who didn't have confidence and couldn't so easily play women.
     
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  17. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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  18. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Jul 13, 2017
    If you have money pay for escorts. That will build your confidence around women. When youve had dozens of sexual partners talking to just another girl is easy

    Also, with tinder, it is very easy to hook up with a 6. Are you socially awkward? If so, refer to my first paragraph until you feel at ease with women. You might think paying fot sex is lame or whatever, but so is being mid 20s and a virgin.
     
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  19. 35mm
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    35mm

    Jul 13, 2017
    Do what you wanna do. It'll happen when it happen's. If your pad and car job etc is your priority then do that.. Don't dwell on it too much. if you start putting to much pressure on yourself about it, it's gonna drive you nut's..
     
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  20. FBG President
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    FBG President Super super

    Jul 13, 2017
    This was my bread and butter sophomore year, I could have had so many girls back then but my standards were basically IG models.. I'd get blown out of the water. But in hindsight, I had a lot of decently attractive girls who would hit me up all the time trying to hang lol, I just never wanted them like an arrogant dumbass.

    Idk what happened to my confidence honestly.
     
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