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  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 8, 2016
    Careful mate, drop the r or you'll get banned. Refer to him as naza
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Aug 8, 2016
    So its fine to drop the hard r in public and infront of google? n-----
     
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  3. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Aug 8, 2016

    You've made this joke enough times for me to know you aren't joking you sick, sick man.
     
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  4. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016

    terrible lol


    I was raised Baptist Christian...but I wouldn't consider myself a Christian girl
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 7, 2016
    @shahidah over here doing research on us

    - DP
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Aug 7, 2016
    Have you tried the internet? I heard it has a lot of pages you can visit to see people make love
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Aug 7, 2016
    OP needs to answer his own question in the first post instead of eventually answering it like starnizzy always did!!!!!!

    @Soldier :pfffft:
     
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  8. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Aug 16, 2016
    :laff:
    I've used it as a great defense mechanism to not cheat on my girl. Anytime you have the urge, just bust one out and you'll come to your senses. Most of the time.
     
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  9. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 8, 2016
    :sadpepe:
     
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  10. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Aug 8, 2016
    I usually bust one out at least 50% of the time after I have sex.
     
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  11. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Aug 8, 2016
    accurate. especially the ones where they just puking all over the d-ck. i be hella turned on at first but then i'm like
    :floydd:
     
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  12. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Aug 8, 2016
    I like to starve my d-ck by not masturbating
     
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  13. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 8, 2016
    I remember I got blue balled really hard one time by this girl so I went and jerked off and let's just say I almost had to wipe my face off.
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    Very accurate.
     
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  15. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 7, 2016
    :whew:
     
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  16. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Only Curry I eat is ayesha
     
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  17. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Aug 7, 2016
    RIP to the kittens
    :wow2:
     
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  18. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Aug 7, 2016
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  19. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Excuse me, what? There's a way I can watch people have sex on the internet? I've been working off an old box of vhs tapes my whole life, I'll be d---ed
     
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  20. DoCtaGriLLz
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    DoCtaGriLLz

    Aug 7, 2016
    OP is the master baiter.
     
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