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Serious How often do you masturbate?

Started by Soldier, Aug 7, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Christian girls can be the freakiest sometimes tho so keep your hopes up
     
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    OP needs to answer his own question in the first post instead of eventually answering it like starnizzy always did!!!!!!

    @Soldier :pfffft:
     
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    Oh boy I definitely know. We've been smokin a lot together recently and having a good time but I'm not trying to push her into anything she doesn't want
    :mjcry:
     
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  4. Soldier
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    Aug 7, 2016
    oh my bad lol probably like twice a week, depends really
     
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    Aug 7, 2016
    What kind of jerk magic are you using to masturbate and hold hands in a circle at the same time?

     
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    Same for me. When I'm really busy I could go without days but when I have vacation/nothing to do, more often.. obviously
     
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    good ole fashion c--- push-ups my guy
     
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    Smart, if the r--- class I had to take for college taught me anything, it's that you should never be the one that brings up sex or else it's sexist and can be seen as sexual harassment
     
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  10. Winter
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    Aug 7, 2016
    Every hour on the hour
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

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    I think i jerk off so much just bc i get bored tbh
     
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    taking human sexual behavior at my university this fall so excited to learn all the other r--- avoidance tips
     
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    Aug 7, 2016
    I have a routine every night whete i smoke 4 bowls, bust a nut then go to sleep
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

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    I need new jerk off material tbh, running low
     
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    Have you tried the internet? I heard it has a lot of pages you can visit to see people make love
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

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    Excuse me, what? There's a way I can watch people have sex on the internet? I've been working off an old box of vhs tapes my whole life, I'll be d---ed
     
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    Yh used to do the same thing but I found out they do all kind of weird s--- you can't imagine. Sorry, I'm sure I doubled your masturbation count right now with this info..
     
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    Tripled
     
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    RIP to the kittens
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