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Serious How often do you masturbate?

Started by Soldier, Aug 7, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Michael Myers
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    Aug 7, 2016
    Why do those disgusting people want me to think of kittens when I masturbate thats sick
     
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  2. marmin shkreli
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    marmin shkreli multi til the sun die

    Aug 7, 2016
    f--- kittens
     
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    @shahidah over here doing research on us

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    I f---ing hate the last bit of c-m that drips out like 5-10mins after you finish. Like tf, I've already cleaned up once
     
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  5. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    I never knew guys even talked with each other about that stuff

    besides masturbation is interesting to me....I grew up learning that you would go to h--- if you touched yourself....so to see you guys talking so openly about it is....interesting lol
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

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    If you touch yourself, your penis falls off and goes to another dimension where dogs chew on it. But I'm so determined to masturbate I went that dimension and got it back
     
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    Christian girl? :dkk::dkk::dkk:

    u got a chastity belt? :dkk::dkk::dkk:

    im robin hood :dkk::dkk::dkk:


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    Aug 7, 2016
    Ban Deadpool please
     
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    Yall finally seeing the real Gucci in this thread, not that front i put on in the rest of the forums.
     
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  10. Caslon
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    Aug 7, 2016
    i honestly cant tell the difference
     
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    just thread banned that n----- no worries

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    Aug 7, 2016
    Real n----- s---. I jack o-- in the morning, then at like 2pm then around 7-8 then 12am. I jack o-- 4 times a day and I'm proud n-----.
     
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    Anybody else get super hungry after jerking it. It's a bit of a dilemma I have bc i want to eat but I know what I just did with my hand and no matter how much I was my hand it still feels dirty.
     
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    Is that my boy Krok or am I mistakened
     
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    terrible lol


    I was raised Baptist Christian...but I wouldn't consider myself a Christian girl
     
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    itz ya boy krok nega. I ate a shawarma after i jizzed all ova the carpet.
     
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    What's up you sandnigger
     
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    Aug 7, 2016
    nuttin much jus gettin hi and eatin curry.
     
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    Only Curry I eat is ayesha
     
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    :whew:
     
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