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Serious How often do you masturbate?

Started by Soldier, Aug 7, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. RMK
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    RMK facts only

    Aug 7, 2016
    twice a day, sometimes more, never less
     
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  2. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Aug 7, 2016
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Aug 7, 2016
    I only masturbate under two different circumstances:

    1. Days I don't have sex
    2. Days I have sex
     
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  4. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Aug 7, 2016
    Not enough because I'm still stressed the f--- out
     
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  5. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    :ehh:
     
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  6. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Aug 7, 2016
    I'd say five times a week on average.

    :notbad:
     
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  7. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Curry might be hitting 3s on the court but I'm slamdunking his girl
     
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  8. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Aug 7, 2016
    Whenever Red Rum's mom hits my Gchat.
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    Very accurate.
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 7, 2016
    whenever @I Am Daddy insults me, gets me rock hard. not letting that boner go to waste
     
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  11. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 7, 2016
    Nothing worse than that feeling of guilt or shame or life contemplating after busting a nut. :mjcry:
     
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  12. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 7, 2016
    Every time I leave ghettogaggers
     
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  13. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Nothing worse than that guilt or shame or life contemplating after you accidentally get nut juice on your face
     
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  14. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 7, 2016
    I don't have that kind of fire power to s---t myself sorry. :whoa:
     
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  15. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Take a three week break and then jerk it for about an hour. Everyone has the fire power then
     
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  16. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 8, 2016
    I remember I got blue balled really hard one time by this girl so I went and jerked off and let's just say I almost had to wipe my face off.
     
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  17. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Aug 8, 2016
    I like to starve my d-ck by not masturbating
     
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  18. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Aug 8, 2016
    Every night and sometimes once during the day

    UNLESS I get p---- I'm with friends or I'm on something.

    I can't jerk off 2 people I respect
     
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  19. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Aug 8, 2016
    accurate. especially the ones where they just puking all over the d-ck. i be hella turned on at first but then i'm like
    :floydd:
     
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  20. KXNG
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    KXNG I want a drink

    Aug 8, 2016
    Thanks for reminding me, brb.
     
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