Eminem How to be a Stan - A tutorial

Started by larn, Nov 28, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. DMX
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    DMX

    Nov 28, 2015
    Just for kicks - How to be a Stan - A tutorial
    1. Listen to only one artist (in this case Eminem) and from that come to the conclusion that he's the best rapper in the world, disregarding guys like Nas or Andre 3000.
    - I listen to many rappers and rock, and pop. Eminem is the best according to a big poll last year. so don't even argue it.
    2. Argue that Eminem is the only rapper that doesn't talk about cars, money and b------s.
    - It is the truth. He wears G-Shock, was wondering if he can afford Rolex. maybe he talked in a song or two.
    3. Comment on youtube that Eminem is the best 'r---r'.
    - I don't comment on youtube, just like his videos
    4. Comment on Eminem's official Fb page with a meme involving Justin Bieber that goes like this: God sent me to this Earth to make music - in which Eminems replies : "No, I didn't".
    - I don't use Facebook + I wouldn't put dirty Briber in Eminem's official page.
    5. Say that Eminem's shouting flow gives you goosebumps.
    - Yes it does, and I will.
    6. Hate on Jay-Z.
    - He's great rapper, I love his old s---, but ask Nas who renegaded him.
    7.Realize that Lil Wayne is gay and Marshall is the only one that mathers.
    - You mean Lil Gayne ?
    8. Enjoy Encore.
    - It does have couple of 10/10 songs.
    9. Get a corny tattoe with an even cornier font that says sth like "Shady" ( This is a metamorphosis of being a stan )
    - I don't do tattoos
    10. Never back down.
    - Combat man,, opps I mean calm batman.
     
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  2. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 28, 2015
    I can only relate to number 9 :ohno:
     
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  3. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 29, 2015
    Looks like I'm showing symptoms. :shmurda:
     
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  4. Franky
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    Nov 29, 2015
    Eminem doesnt rap about b------s is so funny hahahahahah
    I am a em Fan but tbh what are Songs like
    So Bad
    So much better
    Supermann
    Shake that
    a--- like that
    Many Songs in relapse about raping b------s
     
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  5. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Nov 29, 2015
    Encore in stores now :emoji_fire::emoji_fire::emoji_fire:
     
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  6. Franky
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    Nov 29, 2015
    @DMX sorry But you are so a Bad poster. You are dissin so many rapper or atists for no reason. Why lil gayne? Did you listen to the Carter 2-3? Did you listen to NWTS from drake? Did you listen to MBDTF? Im sure you just listened to Forever and because em had the best Verse you think the others are bad. Em isnt the best anymore Kendrick for example is miles above him.
     
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  7. TheBlackSheep
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    TheBlackSheep TDOSS is RAP AOTY.

    Nov 29, 2015
    That's what i was thinking...
     
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  8. DetroitDGAF
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    Nov 29, 2015
    how to lose all respect:

    use "sth" to replace something.
     
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  9. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    Nov 29, 2015
    this thread is basically the same quality thread that everyone complains about; s---
     
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  10. Alpha
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    Alpha

    Nov 29, 2015
    I am probably one of the most biggest Stans (lowkey) in here (I even got a replica tattoo of his left wrist tattoo) and I don't feel that way and do none of those.

    Eminem will always be #1 TO ME no matter what, because I've been attached to his music since I was a kid, and he got me listening to hip hop and also most importantly he has become part of who I am.

    There are different types of Stans. Not all are the same.

    There are the kids Stans/Immature Stans (which probably do all the following that you listed.)
    There are the ones copying Em in everything/ Em wanna be Stans.
    There are the loyal die hard Shady supporters, which are mostly Stans at heart. (I am in this Category)
    & The female Stans.
     
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  11. Guma
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    Nov 29, 2015
    You forgot about point 11: Have DMX as your nickname on SXN80. :Em6:
     
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  12. Base Reality
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    Base Reality AKA Chewie

    Nov 29, 2015
    Hot female stans ❤
     
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  13. DMX
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    In Relapse he never rapped about raping b------s, He r---d normal women.

    So Much better is metaphor for Rap.

    So Bad is literally Eminem talking about himself being So Bad. He wasn't saying I'm getting b------s and money, just being aggressive Eminem.

    Super Man is him kicking b---- out of his room, it was a diss on Mariah Carey.

    Shake That and a--- Like That I agree, but I said he rapped about that in like 3 songs.
     
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  14. DMX
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    DMX

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    If you haven't figured out yet, I'm a huge Stan,, Eminem was dissing every celebrity randomly.. and I do the same because its fun... Also All of these rappers are very great, but not in Eminem league.

    And I don't know about K.dot being better than Eminem,, His black Friday song I just played it 3 times and didn't download it.. It's honestly not my type of music... I might be biased but I can't help it.
     
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    :dead:

    So f---ing funny
     
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  16. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 29, 2015
    @Wzzi
    Just kidding. It's just satire. It's to be taken lightly.
    I grew up on his music as well, probably because I could relate to his lifestory - as clichè as it sounds. He's my favourite artist of all time. But that doesn't mean I cannot joke about him, we don't even know the guy.
    If you disliked this, I still have the hater edition in store, it's coming soon.
     
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  17. DMX
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    But they're kinda annoying..

    Every 3 mins a teenager Stan girl post dirty tweets with any Eminem picture, even if he look like s--- on that pic.

    I hate when they act slutty.
     
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  18. K18 El Duderino
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    Nov 29, 2015
    Are you mad that they are trying to steal the love of your life from you?
     
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  19. Alpha
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    Alpha

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    Don't worry. I'm not one of those who constantly defend him blah blah. Basically that's childish.
     
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