How to be patient with getting a girlfriend?

Started by RockstarX3000, Sep 12, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. RockstarX3000
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    Sep 12, 2015
    A 13 year old getting a possibly disease ridden hooker would not work
     
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  2. SHUDEYE
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    Sep 12, 2015
    Well another good way I've heard is getting on your knees and begging your school teacher to have sex with you in front of classmates.
     
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  3. rapmusik
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    Sep 12, 2015
    don't get a girlfriend just so you can say you have a girlfriend. you'll meet someone eventually.
     
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    looks like timmy will be no help in this situation
     
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  5. RockstarX3000
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    My math teacher is in her twenties but she has a boyfriend and while she likes me, she's not attracted to me. I don't think that would work.
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Sep 12, 2015
    Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. Go for it.
     
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  7. RockstarX3000
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    Lol I like public school and I'm not going to get suspended or make an a--- of myself for some p----
     
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  8. Worm
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    Sep 12, 2015
    Just ask for the carfax before you b--- her
     
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  9. RockstarX3000
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    I'm not going to have sex with my math teacher. I'm not the class clown in any of my classes. I'm the nerd who loves being the "Teacher's Pet".
     
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    I'm like young freddy krueger
    I promote prostitution
     
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  11. Chad Warden
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    Be the teachers pet. Let her dominate you.
     
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    No guys... let's stop talking about my math teacher like this. Seriously :l
     
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    Chad Warden would beat you up and call you a square if you said that when somebody was talking about f---ing the math teacher.
     
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    RockstarX3000 I missed my one year anniversary :'

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    No guys... what if my math teacher saw this stuff? She wouldn't like it :emoji_slight_frown:
    So let's stop
    Let's talk about me being patient in terms of getting a girlfriend again
     
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  15. Chad Warden
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    Unless your birthname is Rockstar X3000, you're fine.
     
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    RockstarX3000 I missed my one year anniversary :'

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    Look, if I get to have sex with my math teacher, cool. If I don't, well I'm fine with that too. She is there to teach me, not to have sex with her students.
     
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  17. Chad Warden
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    Sure, she could just teach you things, and you'll forget them. But, if she has sex with you, she will teach you things that you'll remember for the rest of your life.
     
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  18. RockstarX3000
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    I'm gonna send this thread over to one of my friends through Kik and see how he feels about it
     
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  19. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden remembers the days you couldn't send your friends a link to a forum because internet forums weren't for plebs. :mjcry:
     
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  20. RockstarX3000
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    Okay
     
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