May 4, 2016

Ashy d-ck? Crown on top idk man this s--- is cryptic

- DP

 

May 27, 2016

This is my favorite thread

 

May 5, 2016

Don't worry OP you're not a fa---- this problem has happened to all of us at one time or another, me personally I was 13 sitting on the bench in my tree house that my father had built me just 6 years before. There I was smacking my willy rapidly at the photo's in the magazine I had found under my uncle Daniels bed I am pretty sure it was a naked woman in the magazine but after seeing photos on the internet now days I am not completely sure but for the sake of semen and for emotional distress we will pretend it was a female I was jerking it to in that book.

Then it happened, out of no where the mail man walked by he saw me in the tree house window looking at the magazine my arms flapping around like I was a chicken without a head just ready for that emotionless seed to drain from my young adolescent shaft. The mail-man quickly stumbled over to the ladder to the tree house climbing it skipping numerous steps on the way up just to get a peek at my goods.

His eyes was closed when he entered the tree house, I guess he wanted to have the element of surprise and boy did he ever.. once opening the hatchet to my tree house the mail mans eyes widened like the sun in the summer, his mind must have been thinking a thousand things because he instantly picked up some of the colored pencils I had scattered throughout my tree house and started drawing on the shaft of my penis.

I had told him to stop numerous times with no prevail there he was drawing, and drawing with no sign of stopping in sight surely enough 20 or 30 minutes had past and he finally quit his activities, after he was finished he put the colored pencils to the side licked his lips a couple times and marched his way back down the tree house ladder. I had peeked out the window to ensure he was gone before taking a gander at my genital region, surely enough.. IT WAS A CROWN EMOJI!! Oh this had me heated, I was shuttering through thousands of emotions I didn't know what to think either..

 

May 4, 2016

bro ur d-ck not supposed to be ashy

 

May 4, 2016

Well I mean I made a thug life of @Arch Dogg d-ck pic and I got off to that multiple times so I mean I wouldn't take it personal

 

May 4, 2016

Quote Of The Year.

 

May 4, 2016

im f---in dying

she's playing with u

 

May 20, 2016

Chronicles of @Mike Tyson jesus bro this thread got me dying.

 

May 4, 2016

Your c--- is adorable

 

May 16, 2016

As a crazy female I can honestly say I'd do this and share it with my imaginary friends. I'm like...really immature so I'd think it was funny and think that you'd think it was too. Reading this thread im learning men don't like things like this. Noted.

 

May 6, 2016

SOOO f---ing TIGHT I MISSED THIS THREAD

 

May 4, 2016

ya you right, i would feel awkward lmao
tell her to knock that s--- out and it aint cute

 

May 4, 2016

First of all. f---ing L. You have to look attractive/presentable. You have to show her that she earned / Deserved the d-ck pic.
Secondly she's either calling your d-ck King, messing around for fun or showing you that you are king ashy d-ck.

And finally. Tell her to knock it off. If she's doing embarrassing / uncomfortable things to your man hood she's definitely having too much fun and is comfortable with it. She's not tryna degrade you but you obviously feel like it.


Also how did you reply?

 

May 4, 2016

no comment

 

May 4, 2016

Do the alphabet with your tongue.

 

May 27, 2016

another one @Mike Tyson ima start stamping these threads



- DP