Serious Best Posts: I ruined my 18th birthday.

  1. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Oct 14, 2017
    what kind of girls are you guys hanging out with :dead:
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 14, 2017
    sounds like r--- tbh
     
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  3. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Oct 14, 2017
    word so ur a r--ist
     
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  4. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Oct 14, 2017
    i'm f---in hollering
     
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  5. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Oct 15, 2017
    dont make him mad final he might r--- you
     
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  6. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Oct 14, 2017
    cant remember last time i liked ydb's post
     
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  7. Sqrt Sqrt
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    Sqrt Sqrt Basketball Shorts with the Gonzales Park Odor

    Oct 14, 2017
    Idk what's worse, your story or the fact every girl Bot's f----- immediately cries after he's finished
     
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  8. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 14, 2017
    add a poll "did he r--- her yes/no?"
     
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  9. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Oct 14, 2017
    she's prolly crying cause it's hard to get pleasure out of your 3 inch d-ck.
     
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  10. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Oct 15, 2017
    im not a r--ist im just a r--ist
     
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  11. Buu
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    Buu

    Oct 14, 2017
    ... you chased after a b---- barefooted in the rain crying after you f-----. U off one.
     
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  12. sheldon
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    Oct 14, 2017
    :currydead::currydead::currydead:
     
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  13. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Oct 14, 2017
    so then u proceed to r--- her 3 years later df is wrong with u
     
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  14. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Oct 14, 2017
    added "serious" prefix.

    ...i'm missing why she was crying? regret? assuming you didn't go Nelly on her, then that's on her. if that's normal for her, then ya might wanna take a step back and re-evaluate the relationship.
     
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  15. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Oct 15, 2017
    Wut they’re giving advice why close
     
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  16. 1999
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    Oct 14, 2017
    You are a r--ist
     
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  17. Buu
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    Buu

    Oct 14, 2017
    AND it was your bday f--- wrong with you :lmaooo: would of happily finished my cake and watched tv after that situation
     
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  18. Final
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    Final

    Oct 14, 2017
    No one with any self-worth is gonna spend 5 minutes dealing with some crazy c----
     
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  19. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Oct 14, 2017
    thread needs to be renamed to "my girlfriend ruined my 18th birthday" tbh
     
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  20. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 14, 2017
    maybe you r---d her this time or something?
     
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