Serious If you had 1 million dollars in cash and had to spend it in 24 hours

Started by Patti Mayonnaise, Jan 9, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Worm
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    Easy. I'd get a job as a waiter or bartender. I'd order something cheap on the menu, an add on like extra dressing which would be like 50 cents. I'd then proceed to tip myself $999.50. Repeat process until 1 mil is spent and walk home with a little under a mil

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    Go to every McDonald's and buy off the one dollar menu.
     
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    How u gonna catch a waiter job in 24 hrs
     
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    It said U need receipts how the f--- u gon get a receipt for blow
     
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    And buy an uncomfortable amount of of lean and hold it hostage until Gucci mane is released from jail.
     
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    I'll buy receipt papers and type it up my d--- self
     
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    You could give them 50.000 to hire you for a day. Win-win
     
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    I'd drop a few hundred to help skippy learn 2 read

    Pay off my college debt in $1000 increments

    Buy equipment to make a home studio in $1000 increments

    Buy clothes

    Give away a lot to charity cuz I don't get to keep it after 24 hours anyways

    And use the rest on powerball tickets and win $600 million
     
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  9. Worm
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    I used to be a waiter and bartender and still know people who do it and manage bars/restaurants. Not to mention you don't need to be a brain surgeon to get that kind of job the same day, especially if they really needed the help.

    Now what if it was a strict place where you needed your paper work to go through? Hire a current waiter, repeat process, give them a cut. Walk out with a little under a mil still

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    pay my way into thug's camp with however much money it takes. even if that means going into debt. (would pay in 999 dollar increments)
     
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    actually though, moms house paid in thousands, prolly college, clothes
     
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    I'd drop for some economics classes so Narsh can come up with a plan as good as mine
     
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    I'd probably not drop the money it takes to bail skippy out of jail after his cocaine receipts get him locked up
     
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    in order

    -buy a house in the hollywood hills
    -build a garage if there is no garage
    -buy 7 new bookshelves
    -buy 2000 new books
    -buy a lamborghini
    -live the good life. health, wealth, love, and happiness.
     
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    1 12 Pck CoCola --$1000




    dummy
     
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    buy a couple thousand pairs of gucci flip flops then get some hookers and cocaine :future:
     
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    @Narsh gonna put ricin in @Skippy s blow like Heisenberg
     
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    id buy cars and jewelry for all my whoadies
    house for mom
    pay off college
    fly a--- clothes
    lock down a bae
     
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    >implying I'd let Narsh anywhere near my blow
     
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