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Started by Mike Tyson, Dec 23, 2014, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    :laff: bro this was the conversation. we're in the store cause he had to pick up some s--- and we just grabbed food so i came inside with him:

    *sees lube* me: you should get this for jen (names changed for anonymity) :stephena:
    him: bro she doesn't even s--- my d-ck, she's not gonna be down for anal :dwight:
    me: wait... what? (me thinking every girl s----d d-ck):floyd:
    him: yeah she says its degrading to women:dwight:
    me: but she receives?:floyd:

    *long pause, like awkward pause* (you would think this n----- is tony soprano that he can't admit that he eats box)

    him: ye..yeah :dwight:
    me: what!? :wth:
     
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  2. KLD3816
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    KLD3816 Love yourz.

    Feb 4, 2015
    She need to kick rocks. f--- that
     
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  3. Bliss
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    Bliss I don't have any bitches

    Feb 4, 2015
    All these girls are freaks on the low. @Mike Tyson I would tell your bro that he should make out with her for a few minutes and then just put a hand on her head and push her head down. That b---- likes it ruff, guaranteed.
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    lmao i got a funny story about another friend :laff:

    he was texting a girl for a bit, and texting turned to sexting. when he finally linked up with her, and they started undressing, he got really in to it. all of the things that they sexted about were "rough fantasies" so he REASONABLY expected that that was what she wanted. so he bit her a--- (didn't eat it, i still gotta teach him), choked her, and when she was sucking his d-ck, he forced her head a bit and called her a "b----" (all a part of what happened during the sexting).

    she pulled away at that moment (when he called her a b----) and paused. and then they're both sitting there naked and she starts crying. meanwhile he's sitting there like :dahell: "what the f--- did i do wrong"

    they got dressed and it ended there for them :laff:

    females are a mixed bag of emotions, they don't know what the want themselves. how the f--- are we supposed to know.
     
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  5. Disclosure
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    Disclosure R&B Stan

    Feb 4, 2015
     
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  6. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    god bless all the women who love to s--- d-ck, you make the world a better place :mjcry:
     
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  7. eddie
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    eddie

    Feb 4, 2015
    What's the word... what's the word?
     
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  8. Baja
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    Baja

    Feb 4, 2015
    Im in here splashing that like button. :laff:JCN is goat

    Hasman, your boys lost big time.
    I dont think I'd go down constantly if she wouldnt return the favour.
    The quiet ones can be freaks in the long run. If you can get past the first few road bumps you can be in for a treat
     
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  9. Nav Bhatia
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    Nav Bhatia Bitch, be humble

    Feb 4, 2015
    A bj a day keeps the hoes away. Thats what dr. Thappar told me @Mike Tyson
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    yup :allears:
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    :laff:
     
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  12. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Feb 4, 2015
    bro i sent this video to my friend, i had to :laff:
     
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  13. Bliss
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    Bliss I don't have any bitches

    Feb 4, 2015
    hahahaha what the f--- :laff: I don't know fam, these girls nowadays ain't normal. He is GOAT tho, just wasn't lucky with that one :mjcry:



    That reminded me of my high school girlfriend when we started sexting and s---, and she was really into it more than I was. But it was still fine with me, thought I was gonna smash in no time :ehh:
    We casually went out every weekend, made out, I was touching her everywhere and she was more than cool with that. Then finally when we got a place for ourselves at her house, we did the same old routine, then I took her bra off, she hopped on top of me and I thought "this is it bro, we about to eat"

    [​IMG]

    I put both of my hands on her a--- and tried to get under those jeans and was sucking her t-ts at the same time while she rubbed of my d-ck through clothes like a f---ing maniac. I was just about to flip her over when she hopped off, lied next to me and put her bra and shirt back on. I pulled a Russell Westbrook before Russell Westbrook even existed and was like "b---- what the f--- is you doing?"

    [​IMG]

    and she just smiled at me after she almost broke my d-ck a few times :50:

    I never did sexting with anyone else after that. f--- that s---.
     
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  14. Disclosure
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    Disclosure R&B Stan

    Feb 4, 2015
    I remember this popped up on my newsfeed few months ago and d--- near every dude on my fb liked it :'(



     
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  15. Disclosure
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    Disclosure R&B Stan

    Feb 4, 2015
    Went straight from eating a--- to women giving head conversation

    I can't even remember the last time we spoke about J Cole
     
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  16. vin1794
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    vin1794

    Feb 4, 2015
    Who? :laff:
     
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  17. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 4, 2015
    I'm disgusted by these 'girls not giving head' stories. What year is this?
     
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  18. Rae Jean
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    Rae Jean

    Feb 4, 2015
    :laff:the girls in these stories are GOAT
     
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  19. AwesomeBeyondMeasures
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    AwesomeBeyondMeasures Hold tight to the noise

    Feb 4, 2015
    I didn't SD till after I was married. [​IMG]
    That's how I feel it should be. People be putting their mouth on anything. I'm not down with that.
     
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  20. Kold
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    Kold

    Feb 4, 2015
    Lmao. It's one thing not giving head but to receive and expect head and not give it in return :cam:
     
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