Jul 13, 2024 Temporary Revival leftover. Not as good as Castle but still incredible. Castle is 10/10 this is… 8.3/10
Jul 13, 2024 Bad One Ok beat is fire. Alex da kid still got it. Kind of reminds me of no favors flow mixed with heat. Skylar killing it on the hook as usual. One of their better collabs. Best song so far on the album 10/10
Jul 13, 2024 Toney Tiger Ok beat is menacing. Till I collapse vibes? Oh s--- Toney Maguire Spider-Man! Ok this hook is already goated. “Bit by a goat now it’s a spider I’m Toney tiger” Oh big Sean sounded good on the first verse! Ok he has a Tesla that’s cool. Go Elon. Brag some more. Oh s--- Big Sean going in for verse 2! Is Em gonna get 2 verses? 4 verse track. This song must be Big Sean’s featuring Em. Ok here comes Em. Best is intensifying. Ok Em about to get the belt. This verse is HARD. His best verse on the album yet. Wow that was like a mix of Believe and Till I collapse. 11/10 Oh wait I just noticed baby Sean was on this? He must have been on the hook! He killed it.
Jul 13, 2024 Somebody save me Absolutely stunning. Not as good as Arose but another Revival leftover. No need to save more. Jelly Roll is a fatass and this has nothing on Arose. 7.9/10
Jul 13, 2024 Going through changes 2 Ok here we go. A sequel to a Recovery Classic. Hmm ok the beat is pretty sinister compared to the original. Wtf is this? Oh here we go this is getting old. More talking about regards. Chris reeves. Well it’s now Em having a conversation with himself. Imitating r-----s and little people. Ja rule. 2004? This is nothing like the original. I thought this would be more poppy like the original. This beat is reminding me of limp bizket or something. Heavy metal rock song. So weird. Ok just had a nice poop diareaha line. I liked that. Ok so Em is killing himself. He does this every album. Definitely a strange song. Em definitely has relapsed. 2/10 for witty poop line and the beat fit the album just not what I would have as a sequel to a pop song recovery track. The original was so emotional.
Jul 13, 2024 Habits and contradictions Ok this is Em showing how rich and connected he is to use world class ai to write his rhymes and change his voice. Oh yay another trash white gold feature. They all sound the same. Em cycling through his flows, only good one was Revival flow tbh. Beat is boring. Em can’t produce. More trans bashing. Yay fun. Em using ai is wild and terrible. 1/10
Jul 13, 2024 Trouble maker oh holy s--- this beat is FIRE. Penis tucked lmfao this is hilarious. Oh it just ended…wtf whyyyyyy that was finally something good. 10/10
Jul 13, 2024 Evil Such a stupid song title. Ok beat is hard. Relapse leftover? Oh s--- Em gave Skylar an STD. I knew they were f---ing. Oh wow this hook is amazing. Hate the beaver ok me too. That line HITS. Em needs to keep doing his own hooks. Cait Jenner ok he is hot. Song fits the sound of the album. Good song. Mix of relapse and revival. Very emotional and introspective. 8.6/10
Jul 13, 2024 Lucifer Another Kmart song title Ok awesome! Rubin is back! Love this country rock beat! Yep this is it. Rapping about nothing but that’s ok because Rubin is on the keys. Oh s--- Dr. Dre on the hook! Ok this is like the Wild West. Oh no columbine shooters MMLP2. Oh s--- he is dissing Terrell Owen’s. No idea what he said but it must have pissed off Em. Dissing his dead mom ok Em get over it. Bought heaven on sale. Oooooh s--- he dissed Kenny?! Team Em/Drake let’s go! Whoa his step father beat him? This is Heat mixed with Believe. Rubin and Em haven’t missed a beat together peanut butter and jelly. 9.1/10
Jul 13, 2024 Last New Dance “Copy paste song from 2004’s Encore Vault.” I’m good. Low effort Em. Sounds like a--- and dated by 30 years. This is incredibly bad. 0/10
Jul 13, 2024 Antichris Another terrible song title. Who is Chris? Gen Z diss eye roll. Ok another 2004 encore leftover beat. Sigh. Em is just abusing ai at this point. Voice era’s changing every other bar. This is exhausting. He’s been rapping about the same s--- for 5 songs straight. Brian from family guy bar is bad and that’s coming from Revival’s #1 Fan. Beat sounds like I heard it on devils night 30 years ago. Sounds awful. Head in his Subaru. I’ve done it I own a Subaru. I’m a closet lesbian. Seriously. Oh s--- beat switch BIZARRE!!! Ok this beat is fire, why didn’t he use this beat the whole time? I’m crying lmfao at Bizzy’s verse. Em hates ghostwriters but basically has ai writing this entire album. Hypocrite. 2.2/10 Em’s part 10/10 Bizarre’s part
Jul 13, 2024 Fuel woofta two more songs to go. This is an exhausting album. Ok beat is up tempo giving me Love Game vibes. Who is this? I think Denny Curry? Not bad. Typical rappity rap bs. Maybe not Steph curry? Def a gen z rapper. Not sure. Ok hook is boring. Why is Em whispering and rapping about gasoline like this is Mad Max. Ok her comes Em. Cool ryhme schemes he is trying to out rap Steph. Jesus Christ this verse feels like 5 minutes. d--- dishing Kyle ritterhouse. Poor kid. He’s been treated unfairly. not bad/not great. throw this on while I’m having sex or something. 5/10
Jul 13, 2024 Whodini Last song and I’m exhausted. Simply put this song is absolute a---. No idea how people like it and are so enamored with it. I like the bars about saying f--- his kids and how he wouldn’t even f--- Stevie now that she is a dude. Something something Siamese cat something something trans people are are gay etc. 1/10
Jul 13, 2024 Sorry if I'm making you repeat yourself G, @joeyp363 but.. 5.8 is quite fair actually, but... why so low? Do you not think the rapping is insanely fire like I do?
Jul 13, 2024 No, I do not think the rapping is insanely fire. On some songs it is like Toby, but most of it is not. I will post an updated rating of each song on the front page of this thread for easier findings, The problem is the songs on this album are either amazing or absolute a--- cheeks. Not a lot of in between. I just averaged out the scores of each songs. Antichrist gets 2 ratings because I think Em’s part is garbage but Bizarre’s part is incredibly funny and fits perfectly on the album. The two best beats are also only 30 seconds each. Trouble and Bizarre’s beat.
Jul 13, 2024 This is also my retirement thread until the next album come out. Please put it in the Hall of Fane once the dust settles @Michael Myers . I will be taking questions for a couple more days. Thank you,
Jul 13, 2024 Huh? Literally just reviewed the whole album. Go to the first couple posts they are updated with this album score along with updated album rankings. Thanks for joining.
