Jun 4, 2024 I was gonna call it the most GenZ sounding album i've ever heard lol 90 second songs and titles such "Beta Male Strategies" and "Buttermilk Jesus Type Beat" A modern classic. Looking forward to y'all reviews
Jun 4, 2024 JPEGMAFIA- All My Heroes Are Cornballs Review Favorite Songs: Kenan Vs Kel, PTSD, rap grow old & die x no child left behind, all my heroes are cornballs, free the frail Least Favorite Songs: JPEG Mafia type beat, grimy waifu, life's hard heres a song about sorrel, thot tactics Review: The cover itself is an instant turn off to Start. Looks like someone the younger crowd would idolize these days though. So I'm not surprised he's popular among that crowd. Anyways I know not to judge a book by its cover lol so im open minded and excited to listen to someone ive never really checked out before. My first listen to this album I f---ing hated it. Second listen it's like I started to get it a little bit, but This album isn't really my thing. My main issue is I feel like I could listen to this 1000 times and wouldn't remember which song is which. It just sounds like a random mash up constantly. The mash up production is sort of interesting at time but I don't really find anything in the lyrics to be really interesting or attention grabbing. I don't know, I don't hate it I just don't really like it that much. But i'm a boomer old head who doesn't know good music If it slapped me in the face, I also wouldn't be caught dressing or associating with anyone dressed like the cover of this album lol RATING: 4/10 QUESTION: Does this guy like wrestling? The "you think you know me tag" and he mentioned Trish Stratus who I beat it over constantly as a teen watching wrestling lol
Jun 4, 2024 If I didn't already have my next pick locked in I could break your brain, showing you Zoomer music is like giving a Victorian child a Baja Blast
Jun 4, 2024 Yeah he has a decent amount of wrestling bars on every album. "Sock it to these ni**as like Mankind" is a personal favorite. His "You think you know me" tag is also from Edge's theme
Jun 4, 2024 I tried so hard to like it lol just to surprise you guys. Gave it 3 start to finish plays
Jun 4, 2024 Michael, I guarantee you're not going to like my pick lol. Especially since his collab with Danny Brown wasn't your thing. (Though tbf the production was more convoluted on that album).
Jun 4, 2024 I'll prob have my review out tonight or tmrw, I already know how I feel about the project but am ironing out favorite tracks and a final rating and such
Jun 4, 2024 It only took someone 3 weeks before an appeal to my 'tism was selected. Although his singing doesn't work for me all the time I still enjoy most of the songs and think it all works pretty well together. Other people could definitely find the production or lyrics to be overly abrasive but as someone who's had to get used to his style already I'm at home. He just really knows how to flow well over his beats in an extremely entertaining way. Favorite tracks: Jesus Forgive Me, I'm A Thot, Kenan Vs Kel, Prone, PTSD, Thot Tactics All My Heroes Are Cornballs, and Papi I Missed U. Favorite Feature: there's not many to choose from so Helena DeLand on Free The Frail, her voice is great. Favorite Line: "ONE SHOT CAN TURN STEVE BANNON INTO STEVE HAWKING" Rating 8/10
Jun 4, 2024 d---, I'm gonna give it a listen tomorrow, I always try to be open minded about this type of s--- cause that's how I discovered new s--- that I like... we'll see without giving away anything about the album, is this some deathgrips type of s---?
